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Step 15: The Secondary Love Interest
It was a beautiful morning in Costa del Sol. The weather was very warm, and the burning, scorching sun rose above the hillside, illuminating the town with its incandescent light. Cloud and Aeris were in the kitchen eating the breakfast that Jycei had cooked them and staring into each other's beautiful radiant eyes. Tifa (grr) had not come home yet because one of her clients was keeping her busy, if you know what I mean ;) (Isn't she such a whore? You guys may not have guessed, but I HATE her.) It was then that Jycellaemynthia, in her unyielding benevolent spirit, had an inspiration, and she decided to bring joy to the heart of her friends by tending the rose garden in the front lawn, which had developed within four days into a blossoming Eden as a result of our angel of light's nurturing. "Hello, my children," she sang melodically to the flowers as she watered them. "How is your karma doing?" As if by magic, the tiny rose seedlings immediately sprouted two feet the moment they absorbed the cool, refreshing, and rejuvenating liquid. Jycei rejoiced, for she saw that her children's karmas were doing very well indeed. "I hope you have slept well, dear...Oh..." The watering can fell from her limp hand. Jycei collapsed to the ground. She was shaking all over, and her normally rosy and radiant cheeks were pale. She saw a horrible image...a tombstone...a hideous monster...a church festooned with delicate flowers...then two emerald eyes, burning with a ferocious desire and tenderness. "I must go," she exclaimed. She stood up, her knees still a bit shaky from the traumatizing experience. "Someone needs my help!" So up to now, you've been pretty good. You've mostly stuck to your initial storyline. You've had enough discipline to hold back your original character. You've also made some profound meditations on love and life, all while having used some of the best synonyms for "blue" that fanfiction.net has ever seen. But you're feeling a bit depressed. Valentine's Day has come and gone, and you still don't have a significant other. Well, not to worry, because you now have a surefire method of relieving your sexual and romantic frustration at your disposal: you can write yourself a boyfriend! Just imagine; this boyfriend can have a perfect body, perfect teeth, perfect skin, perfect breath, a perfect fashion sense, and a perfect memory of dates, plus he has the exact same interests as you. You like Hilary Duff? He's her biggest fan. You hate her with a passion? He will own every single one of Slipknot's CDs. Someone so perfect must have perfect taste, after all. He can be the most handsome, brilliant (well, not too brilliant), and loving man that ever existed, yet even though he is totally out of your league, he will not reject you. Now, if you really want, you could just create your imaginary love interest from scratch, and write an original short story featuring you and him/her, without subjecting Final Fantasy VII fans to your disturbing fantasies. However, that would be impractical, because first of all, you would have to come up with another original character, and you want to give your imagination a vacation. It is better for you to romance someone who already exists in your head fully-formed, someone whom you have always dreamt of meeting, but who only exists in fiction. Besides, you're too lazy to start another story, so since this entire fic is already an exercise in wish fulfillment, you might as well kill two birds with one stone. Of course, as I already told you, you are NOT allowed to write twenty-chapter story-arcs about your romantic interest...but hey, what's wrong with a little subplot? But there are so many eligible bachelors in the cast of FF7. So how will you decide who to choose as Jycellaemynthia's One True Love? Here are some of your options for a potential love interest: (Again, this is going under the sexist assumption that you're female. If you're a heterosexual male writing an ARF, then make Jycellaemynthia the girlfriend of whichever male character has the same hair colour as you.)
Cloud
Barret
Vincent
Cloud
Cid
Red XIII
Reno
Cloud
Cait Sith
Heidegger
Rufus
Sephiroth
When you eliminate all of the characters who are either in a relationship with someone, or who are dead, or who are suing you, or who aren't pretty, or who aren't human, you're left with...well, forget about that. You've already managed one resurrection. Since it seems like Prudence is a Cloud fangirl, she needs someone who's the next best thing: someone with just as tormented a past, with just as freaky eyes, with just as cool hair and just as cool a sword, with just as fragile an ego and as sensitive a soul...well, you can work on that last part. Clearly, you have one option. Jycellaemynthia Crystalwind put her watering can aside, and turned to Chip-Chip and Bluebells, who looked up at her with sad eyes. "Sorry, guys," she whispered. "But someone needs me." Her animal friends all whimpered, for they did not want to part with her. It broke poor Jycei's heart, but no, she had to be strong! "I can't let you all come with me, because it would be too dangerous. But don't worry, I'll be back with a new friend for you all!" She began to walk away, when almost as an afterthought, she bent down and picked a white rose that she had planted, the most exquisite blossom in the entire garden...it was almost as if she could hear its spirit call out to her, as if this delicate flower had a secret magic concealed within its soft pearl-hued petals. Then she went inside the house to prepare herself for the grueling ordeal that lay before her. She put on a methodical, egregious trenchoat and a pair of profound hiking boots(only one person will get this), packed a travelling bag full of beauty supplies, and walked out the door. She did not know the whole meaning of her premonition, but she knew one thing; she must head to the North Crater immediately. Next Part: The token scene featuring a minor character, more flower power, and the midterm exam. ~Evil Mina |