"Return of the  M-M-U"  

Just Kidding!

Time and again, this  story is told to all and sundry especially those who may have knowledge of  its whereabouts.

It's a funny thing that this kind of thing is happening in the age of modern IT and what have you.

This is the story and  soon to become a novel and  hoping not to reach  any  epical proportion for being repetitive or never-ending for being recidivist,  of the  quest for the return of the MISSING MESSING UTENSILS ( it may also become a box office hit like the MIB or the MI-3, mind you  MMU may even sound too funny to pit  after all).

With MMU's  hopeless of  animo revertendi,  the Manager of Kobe Mess has still all the reasons to have its  spec recuperandi.

As the  story unfolds,  the Manager of Kobe Mess  told during a Kobe Meeting on 19 October 2000 in the best culinary tradition of the Kings and Queens that a great number of messing utensils had been missing from the Kobe Mess.  There were speculations that  some unscrupulous rodents may have eaten them up.

In spite of  numerous warnings which were posted on the board, the literacy rate was found to be low because  of the inability of  those concerned to read and understand  it and this predicament  has become notoriously pervasive which may create serious situations like  BYOG (Bring Your Own Glass) or BYOF (Bring Your Own Fork), and worst though is  CYOF (Cook Your Own Food).  If this happens, then it was assessed that this may bring great outdoor activities like picnics or a lunch at the beach or anywhere like eating under a big tree.  You see, how fun it would be when  everyone is eating without fork, spoon, glass, tray, etc.  to use.

As this story is told from all corners of the Kingdom, it was said that the GPA is not willing to issue extra utensils for Kobe mess.

The climax of this funny story   is its anti-climax too, that  Management may  not avoid applying a. PKF personnel utilizing the Kobe mess will have to provide his own utensils; b. Plastic utensils will be used during meals. 

What do you think folks?

The funny ant crawling  under the desk has this one  humble but loud suggestion-  Launch a massive search and seizure operation without even applying for the proper warrant and if  someone is caught  in  flagrante delicto  then  he may not ask for a privilege communication under the nose of  his right to remain silent for  believing that  his expectation of privacy has been violated, because  afterall, he has not been using his coconut shell.

If  this  will not even work then  we can only help by  cracking  our own coconut shell. Entonces, the story of the  MMU  is being declassified for those who may  be doing  in-depth research on the mystery of the  Kobe utensils.   Just kidding….