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| WEEK 4 DAY TWENTY TWO: - FRIDAY: - SECOND EVICTION DAY Up first on the dreaded Friday morning is Ann, who goes to the diary room to say she hopes that Alan goes over Pierce: "He has more control over which group he chooses when I make the break. Therefore, it would be best to say goodbye to him tonight, although I have had a couple of laughs with him." Next up is Angelina, who, as always, goes ino the kitchen and starts prepairing breakfast. Meanwhile, Lucy has woken up and is in the Diary Room, saying that there "Is always a great slump in the house on eviction night." She also says that Alan and Pierce are quite nice people compaired to Shaggy, and she will find it very hard to say goodbye to one of them. Angelina starts to clean up the lounge, dusting the mirrors and straightening the pictures, as the house gradually awakens. Madonna wants to try out the hot tub, which is now available to the group, and the group decide they will go in it before the eviction. Meanwhile, Jennifer has a major shock when she enters the store room to get a bottle of cider for tonight's eviction. She finds a note pinned to it. She does not read the note until she has the whole group gathered before she reads it. They are told to expect a "suprise" from Smallest brother after the third eviction. Although they don't know it, it talks of the 15th contestant, and the special eviction at the fourth eviction night. They suspect it is a video, or something entertaining. Pierce suggests another party, while Gillian, being pessimistic, says that she thinks there will be another person thrown out straight after the third eviction. They put the note to one side, and remember that tonight is the second eviction night and the week the note talks of is a whole week away. Alan confesses in the diary room he thinks he will be the one to go: "I don't do much, I'm a little boring. I don't think I will win. Even if i survive this vote, I will go out soon, it's inevitable." After his chat with Smallest Brother he goes and starts to pack his suitcase. Jennifer helps him. Madonna and Gillian are in the kitchen, cooking up trouble and thinking of a way to annoy Britney. They are both very strong believers in Jennifer, and seem to be the most strongest in the conflict at the moment. In he end, they call Britney into the kitchen and throw self - raising flour all over her. She takes it as a joke, much to their annoyance, and in the end they get their come uppence, as Angelina strolls into the kitchen and tells them what a mess they have made. They have also wasted precious flour. She orders them to clean it all up. They spend an hour on the floor, mopping it up, under the scrutiny of Angelina, and although Madonna swears and protests at her, she won't have any of it. Brad and Jennifer go to the quiet cave to chat about how glad they are they have survived another eviction. Jennifer says she "Knows" Brad has recieved none or little nominations at all. Soon, it's the evening, and Ann makes yet another move. Telling Britney she heard Jennifer bad-mouthing her, she steps up a pace in her web of desception. Britney says that soon she will crack with Jennifer. The team try out the hot tub after dinner. Angelina comments it is very relaxing and the others agree. Martin comes to the diary room to say that they are probably going to use the hot tub more. Pierce is called to the diary room to be asked about his thoughts on eviction: It's been interesting: not exactly enjoyable, but I have had a few laughs in here, and I would like to win. I hope I don't go. After everyone is out of the tub and changed, it is almost time for the eviction announcement, and they all sit at the table, Alan and Pierce sitting next to each other. Soon, they hear the voicxe they have been dreading: The voice of Abby. She tells them that by a rather large majority of 71% to 29%, it's Alan who will have to go tonight. He has half an hour to get ready to leave. No-one seems too amazed that Alan was to go. The girls give him a hug, but, as Tony says in the diary room 5 minutes later: "No-one seemed bothered, and it won't affect the house at all." Alan gives all his luxury items to Lucy, including his favourite cactus. He tells her she must keep this and take it out with her on the event of her eviction or winning, as he wants it back. In half an hours time, when the group hears Abby's voice saying "Alan, it's time to go", and the 60 seconds count down, a lot quicker than what they would have liked, Alan makes his way to the front door with his case. The other housemates crowd round him, giving him reassuring hugs, and when he is ordered to leave, and the door slides open, he steps into the smoke, looking behind him and waving at the housemates and the house for the last time. Walking down the walk of shame to David Bowie's "Moss Garden" Alan meets his family and friends, and the Smallest Brother presenter, Abby. He is dragged into the fan area, and down some steps into the Smallest Brother studio, where he is interviewed by Abby. Therefore, he is now out of the competition and out of the running to be the supreme celebrity. There is a bit of dejectedness in the house after Alan leaves. Britney admits she didn't want him to go, but she is one of the few who didn't. Pierce hugs Jennifer in celebration, and the team go to bed very early tonight. DAY TWENTY THREE: - SATURDAY Post eviction stress sets in this morning as Britney comes to the diary room to cry about losing Alan: "We could have a little chat now and again, and I think I'm gonna lose all my friends, me" she sobbs, sitting in the famous chair. Smallest brother assures her that that may not be the case, and Britney has a reassuring chat with him for an hour. Ann complains outside because she needs to get into the diary room to talk about the tap breaking on the kitchen sink. jennifer says Britney is too lazy. Ann, who has her great game plan nearing competion, agrees strongly. Indeed, there is a lot of fricton between Britney and Jennifer later on. Jennifer makes Britney make lunch, giving Angelina a rest. Britney says she doesnt want to, but Jennifer insists, and as a result Britney burns the meal, recieving a lot of negative remarks and comments. Smallest Brother senses the friction building, and sets the team a mini task. They may have a bed for Lucy if they construct a quilt for it, out of several pieces of material Smallest Brother has provided. Lucy is the one who sets immediatly to work, and, assisted by Martin, they both start to make the quilt. While they work, Martin asks Lucy what she feels about the tension buliding up in the house. Lucy says that she strongly thinks Britney is in fault, but Martin disagrees. They decide not to talk about it for now, though. The rest of the team sunbathe outside and Madonna and Gillian make impressions of Alan in the flowerbeds. They jump into the flowers, sniffing them, examining them and even eating them. Smallest Brother calls an end to their escapades, as they are squashing the flowers. Madonna grumpily says "Now we know who Smallest Brother is: It's Alan in disguise." Jennifer helps Lucy with the quilt a little later on. They chat about how Britney is way too annoying and spoilt in the house. Jennifer reveals she is going to have words tonight. Lucy is called to the diary room to be told the conditions of her new bed: She may keep the bed forever, on one condition: The team must give up the Hot Tub until the night of the Third Eviction. She discusses this with the team, and they all seem happy to give up the tub. The flowerbed tray is put over the tub and locked for another week. One of the puppies, Mulder, must go for a checkup at the vet today. Madonna takes him to the diary room and leaves him sitting on the seat. He will be returned tomorrow. After dinner cooked by Brad and David, the serious discussion that could not be avoided finally happens. "Britney, why do you think we hate each other?" Jennifer remarks scornfully as the team is in the lounge: "I hate you, you hate me, It's best if one of us just *****ng goes!" Britney tells jennifer that she should not speak to her like that, and finally, with Ann grinning insanely, it snaps. Suddenly, Jennifer and Britney are on their feet, yelling at each other, and pushing each other. Brad jumps in to intervene, but he is pushed roughly aside. Suddenly, it culminates, with Britney recieving a slap around the face. Soon, Martin is on his feet, yelling at Jennifer and telling Britney to sit down: "What do you think your f***ing doing! She's a fellow housemate! How dare you!" Lucy dashes in as Jennifers Rescue: "Jennifer's had a hard time, it's not in, Martin, just bloody calm down!" And soon, everyone takes their sides. Ann, David, Angelina, Lucy, Gillian, Madonna and Pierce jump up to assist Jennifer, while Brad, Martin, and Tony are with Britney. Soon, another topic is brought up: "You're my Husband, what the hell are you doing with that b**ch!?" Jennifer yells at Brad. Brad tells her she is "Going over the top, and you need to calm down before I want to speak to you again." "Oh, well f*****g fine, just go away then Brad, see if I care!" And Jennifer hurls herself out of the room into the garden and the quiet cave. Lucy and Martin argue for a few minutes in a frenzied moment, and then, it's over. The groups go their seperate ways: Jennifer's heading out into the quiet cave, and Britney's to the Girl's room. First, to the quiet cave. Jennifer's team elect Lucy as their head, for the cool way she tackled the argument. They have the advantage because they have the most members, but Jennifer says that everyone in the house must pull together for the challenges. Meanwhile, in the girls room, Brad says that he really does not know about which group he is really in and regrets talking to Jennifer in that way. Martin is elected head. Lucy braves return to the lounge to compkete her quilt, and hands it in in the diary room ,alsao saying: "People are going mad out there. I'm a bit nervous to be elected head of Jennifer's group, but, hopefully, there won't be a repeat of tonight's meldrama." Lucy will recieve her bed tomorrow. At bedtime, there is a bit of tension as Britney sleeps in the bed furthest away from Jennifer. They do not speak. DAY TWENTY FOUR: - SUNDAY This morning, the two camps remain: With Lucy's group eating at the outdoor table, and Martin's in the indoor. Ann comes to the diary room: "Mission successful! I want this kind of thing to be happening for another couple of weeks now." Ann reveals she has a plan for the disintigration of Martin's group: "It's the weakest of the two, and I just happen to be in the other: I will nominate the head first: Martin, because I predict Martin and Lucy will be up for eviction this week: Next week, I'tll be Britney out, unless this 'suprise' stops anything." Ann still doesn't know that there will be a special eviction. Smallest Brother gives the team their weekly task, and they all act really civil as they gather round: The task this week is to learn off by heart the whole of "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" By Taylor-Coleridge. It must be split up into twelve equal pieces, and on wednesday, the group must recite it all with a maximum of three mistakes: Otherwise they will fail. They have twelve copies of the poem to revise. They have �80 to gamble on this week, and the team recklessly bet 60% of their budget on successful completion of the task: �168 awaits them if they are to succeed: Just �32 if they fail. The team almost seem to forget their rows as they gather in the lounge to read the poem through. After lunch (Eaten outside by Martin's party, and Inside by Lucy's) The team are made to go outside while Lucy's new bed is installed. Madonna and Gillian wind up Lucy's group, but the two groups are still seperate, and people are wondering weteher the house will ever be the same. Lucy goes inside to find her magnificent, four -poster, comfortable bed with silk covers in the girl's room. She immediatly collapses onto it and falls asleep. PSYCOLOGISTS REPORT: - THE "SPLIT" DR. ELIZA REDMANN, EXPERIMENTAL PSYCOLOGIST, BROADCASTS HER VIEWS ON THE SPLIT ANN HAS MADE IN THE HOUSE, AND WETHER IT WILL EVER HEAL. "We now see two very dominent people come to the fore: Lucy and Martin. Instead of Jennifer and Britney being the heads of the two groups, it has been decided, in a very democratic way, to elect the leader of the group. Now Lucy and Martin have great responsibilites: - They must have some indication that they may be nominated this week, but it is the case of who survives the public vote: One of the parties will be without a leader if they are both nominated. The next two people likely to be targeted will be Jennifer and Britney, the two who caused the rows in the first place. Will we ever see the group return to it's former, co-operative self? Well,the answer is no, unless the new contestant enetering the house next week will be able to pull the group together. We shall see, but we have to remember that there will be a special eviction next week: - Where the housemates get the chance to vote out the person of their choice. Who will go? This time the contestant's decide!" DR. ELIZA REDMANN, EXPERIMENTAL PSYCOLOGIST. In the quiet cave, Martin's group have a meeting. They will be called the "House Champions," but, as Britney says, she is only going to put up with all this backstabbing until Jennifer is evicted. The others reply in the affirmative. The whole party get togeher to reherse their task. They all read through the poem once, which Britney does not understand, and David is called to the diary room, to ask why he has taken Jennifer's side in this confrontation: "It was hard, but I think I would rather be with Jennifer in the house than Britney. The whole house has gone crazy... It would be best if Jennifer or Britney go, because then things may calm down a bit." Angelina cooks the whole team dinner, and they decide to eat together. While they sit, a ceasefire is arranged, so they can pull together and all try to complete the task. After dinner, Madonna plays the guitar to the group, which all has them calmed down a small bit. Then she demonstrates some of her dance maneuvers, with Gillian in full tow (The team are in histerics as Gillian trys to copy Madonna) Tomorrow is of course, the third nomination day. Tony says that he already knows who he will nominate, and the others all reply that they do too. When everyone is asleep, Lucy and Jennifer talk to each other while the others sleep on. They are both very amused at the "Crappy" name of Britney and Martin's group, "The house Champions." Jennifer and Lucy decide to call their group "The Unbeatables" To "Really give Brad and Britney a complex." DAY TWENTY - FIVE: - MONDAY: - THIRD NOMINATION DAY The nominations are called very early today: - 8:00a.m. Smallest Brother drags the group out of bed to make them. WHO NOMINATES WHO?! WHO NOMINATES WHO? Alan: - EVICTED Angelina nominates: - Martin, Britney. Ann nominates: - Pierce, Martin Brad nominates: - Jennifer, Lucy Britney nominates: - Jennifer, Lucy David nominates: - Martin, Britney Gillian nominates: - Martin, Tony Jennifer nominates:- Brad, Martin Lucy nominates: - Britney, Brad Madonna nominates: - Martin, Tony Martin nominates: - Lucy, Jennifer Pierce nominates: - Martin, Brad Shaggy: - EVICTED Tony nominates: - Ann, Lucy. NOMINATION STANDINGS Alan: - EVICTED Angelina: - No nomination votes Ann: - One nomination vote Brad: - Three nomination votes Britney: - Three nomination votes David: - No nomination votes Gillian: - One nomination vote Jennifer: - Three nomination votes Lucy: - Four nomination votes Madonna: - No nomination votes Martin: - Seven nomination votes Pierce: - One nomination vote Shaggy: - EVICTED Tony: - Two nomination votes WHO'S UP FOR EVICTION!?: - Lucy and Martin. Martin has an overwhelming seven nomination votes: - Lucy was the only member of the Unbeatables that didn't nominate him: - Lucy has slipped one more nomination vote than Jennifer and Brad, meaning she is the second up... so, the two leaders of the parties are up for eviction! COMMENTS: - Ann even has the nerve to nominate someone in her group: - Pierce. Jennifer, suprisingly, doesn't nominate Britney...instead, she nominates Brad. Husband and Wife nominate each other. After the early morning nomination proceedure, the team get on with their task. Pierce is starting to have worries that they shouldn't have gambled as much on the task: - They run through the poem and get twenty mistakes. This means a lot of th day is spent planning. Smallest Brother also sets the team a tempting mini task: - If they give in their chickens forever, he will let them have 9 roast chickens for dinner. They point blank refuse, Jennifer saying that she thinks the chickens are lovely and are great to have around. The team are exhausted by the poem practise, so the two groups retire to different places: - The Unbeatables in the garden and the House Champions inside, in the lounge. Ann is pondering the suprise the team will have after this week's eviction. The others once more dscuss it. Inside, Britney says she is really thinking of walking out of the house. If she is nominated, she says she will "Definatly go without warning" Smallest Brother calls her to the diary room to ask her aout this. She says she is going through a rough spot and is really not thinking about the future. She likens the house to prison: "I am really not enjoying it now, and I do want to go home, but i'll carry on so no-one thinks I'm crazy" she says strongly. After lunch, made by Angelina, who has been appointed house chef, the team all eat together. Tony says he wouldn't know what to do if she were to be evicted. In the garden afterwards, Martin says that he really "Would have liked the hot tub this week": - Reffering to Lucy, who had to give up the tub if she wanted a bed. She tells him not to be an idiot, and to stop speaking his mind so freely. In the afternoon, Angelina finds the seeds planted in the greenhouse have grown. She picks them for a stir fry tonight. Ann comes to the diary room to talk to Smallest Brother: "Martin, Lucy, Jennifer and Britney will be up for eviction, a four way." She says, relaxing in the chair: "Out of those four, a girl will go, because two boys have already gone." DAY TWENTY SIX: - TUESDAY In the morning, Lucy exclamis how good her new bed is: "Shame there's only one of those, you could all get good night's sleep if you had one" (The girls have been complaining of bad backs sleeping in their lumpy beds.) However, Lucy finds she may not have her bed much longer, when Smallest Brothr tells the team herself and Martin are the two up for eviction this week: - The two heads of the two parties. Lucy crys in the bedroom, with a reassurng Jennifer giving her a hug, after her name has been called: "I really thought that I would be up for eviction, but maybe with someone like you or Britney" she weeps: "I don't think I have much chance against Martin, he's way too strong." Jennifer says that Lucy has to look on the bright side: "You might have been nominated against Madonna" (The two think that Madonna is a likely winner): "Don't worry, Martin's an idoit: - Surely the outside world will think that too?" But Lucy is not as optomistic: "Two men have gone: The outside world will want a girl out now." Jennifer patiently sits with Lucy until she composes herself. Outside in the garden, Ann criticises The House Champions: "You are all a bunch of idiots, you (Martin) will definatly go, because you are a puny group waiting to be squashed like a bug." Martin retaliates by saying that Ann: "Will go soon because you are a manipulative b**ch and you don't even deserve to be evicted from the house, let alone win" Ann ignores, and goes to chat to the chickens with Gillian. They find they have laid lots and lots of eggs, so they take them in to Angelina, who says she will make some kind of egg dish for tonight's dinner, too. The House Champions have a mini-tournament of tennis outside while the Unbeatables revise the poem front to back. They recite it and make only one mistake. Like Pierce says: "We don't need those idiots (The house Champions) We can do it ourselves." However, the whole team gather and make five mistakes. They are improving, but more wrk needs to be put in by The HC'S. After dinner, cooked by Ann, who jokingly says she has poisoned the HC's food, the team go once more into the garden, and Madonna plays the guitar while they all sing along. Gillian goes to the diary room to be asked what she thought of the nominations: "I wasn't suprised the two that are up have been nominated. I think Martin will go, but it will be one of those really close things." FOR MORE NEWS CLICK HERE |