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. . . of seven horny strangers, got to meet every thursdays - see what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real.�

the shitz - in malate

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okay, so we're not exactly the real world but we did get the seven horny strangers part right.

so who or what in bloody tarnation is shitz anyway?

like the pop group s club 7, the shitz is composed of 4 girls and 3 guys.

and like s club 7, some of us are yes - well, you know.

so what's the point you ask?
wala lang, feel lang namin tv show kami. bakit, masama ba?

it started one thursday evening when teena and mar joe were both working in (oops censored!).� they decided that they needed some spice in their lives that's why they decided to go out, and have fun. mar joe invited their office mate jon and his friend ryan to join them. teena on the other hand invited her sister, sheryl, and their dorm mates, chinky and ging.

what was the plan?�

to have no plan at all.�

this eventually became the pattern of our every activity. �

and oddly enough, majority of them activities all happen every thursday.�

weird.�

hence we were bestowed as the 'shitz' by teena's childhood friend which stands for 'so hot it's thursday'. why is there a 'z', you may ask. wala lang. mas cute kasi kapag may 'z', di ba?

so why 'slutzandpimps'? wala lang din. gusto lang namin.

'shitz' just epitomized our first few hanging-out's. it merely points out the day we get to see each other. 'slutzandpimps' describes who we are.

in short, we are just a bunch of whack people who are lewd, crude, loud, perverse, bitchy, assholes, jack-asses, slutty, pimply, unrefined yada yada yada.

(o sige na nga...feel lang namin cute kami. ayan, masaya ka na?)

and when we're together, you can expect that we'll do a lot of 's'...

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(sex?)

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singing, gaga.

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