home

we begin

the slutz

the pimps

contact the slutzandpimps

thanks

icebox productions ©2001

 


words to live by:
"i deserve the best!"

name: jon carlo lopresti

shoulda been: gian carlo lopresti ("but those illiterates in new york misspelled my name!")

pimpin' name: rey tiempo

other nicknames (he seems to have a lot of them): soda boy, eskinol boy, piker and don juan

birthdate: 11 july 1980

birthplace: manhattan, new york

jock attack: wrestling and baseball

POP address is: [email protected]

likes to: scuba dive, get drunk, chill and cook


he listens to:
sade, craig david, limp bizkit and ll cool j ("i met this guy!")

strong point:
he's a kick ass stockbroker - or at least he says so

disadvantage: guwapo nga, medyo mayabang nga lang

superhero: "the dark knight, batman"

sleeps with: his tigger doll

favourite colour: silver

first tagalog movie: BOOBA

tagalog word he uses the most: "talaga?"

his voice sounds like: cusco of the emperor's new groove

thou shall covet his wardrobe: prada, prada, and more prada

pimpin' moment: casted as mr. rey tiempo, wanted for being so guwapo in a commercial for eskinol facial master "with zeroil" - the secret of the pimpin' guwapo.

redeeming factor: he's game

famous lines:

          that's interesting...

          you're funny.

          who's the bomb? i am the bomb.

          there are no fucking ghosts in my apartment!

          grow some nuts will you?

          "pero...kasi...payag..."
Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

1