slutzandpimps

pimps hall of fame	pimps hall of shame
kid rock (his song "cowboy" contains the line "i can smell a pimp from a mile away")	amanda griffin (no star quality at all)
mariah carey (she's got the voice to match her attitude)
	having no cash "at the moment" (don't we all hate this?)
kylie minogue (australian pop princess making a name in the UK scene...pop tart she may be but she's got a nice set of buns)
	jose velarde/kelvin garcia/valhalla etc. (dude, you have schizo or something? well maybe you do. imagine your greed. tsk tsk tsk)
cusco (the emperor's new groove is da bomb!)
	miss saigon (the slutz can't get enough of it though)
starbucks coffee (coffee is like air, without it you can't live)