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what a slut: "...and since when did being called a slut become an insult?" - (courtesy of the nanny...teena really says this when she's called slut)

she's just another player playing in the name of love: "...being a player is not an insult, it's a compliment!" (sorry guys, she has some problems with her brain...you're just gonna have to excuse her)

permit number to slut: 34-25-34 (laban ka?)

christened with the name: christina llorente

nickname: tina

but to set her apart from the other tina's, she changed it to: teena (ang arte grabe)

date when every male should have been warned: 5th of august 1978

she's a frustrated: (hmm, let me see) miss saigon-er (the dolt, she couldn't sing on her 2nd audition, tsk tsk tsk), theater actress, miss lukban (haha!), actress, video editor...on second thought, she's on her way there already :-)

mad about: hello kitty, miss saigon and leonardo di caprio

the men in her life (not counting her real boyfriend/fiancé/husband/whatever michael): leonardo dicaprio, adam garcia, prince william, will chase, and her most recent one - re...este, nick carter pala (this list is actually just the pg version, believe me) 

weakness: "wala akong maisip kundi si leonardo dicaprio"

idol for all seasons: lea salonga (no intro's necessary)

favourite colour: this girl loves PINK so much it's alarming - check out her nokia 3310 casing - it's the color of shocking pink

memorable song: "of all the things" by some singer (sorry don't know the singer)

memorable movies: clueless, centerstage, love affair, coyote ugly, the wedding planner, and every leonardo dicaprio movie there is (yes, even the crappy ones)

time of her life: miss saigon related ones. let's enumerate, shall we:

1. apparently will chase (the bloke who plays chris) was looking at her during dju vui vai the 3RD time she watched

2. republic of malate when she actually met will chase and his wife, lori (she is so funny) 

3. when she had her picture taken with lea salonga also at the republic of malate (and when people tell her she looked like her - wag nang palakihin ang ulo pwede ba)

4. strike zone, miss saigon bowling tournament, she was chatted up by kieren snell, an ensemble cast member

5. 1 march 2001, she saw herself in a split second frame in a miss saigon special aired on channel 9 during her (disastrous) 2nd audition

6. 1 march 2001, she saw herself cheering on will chase also at the same tv special where they included footage from the bowling tournament

redeeming factor: she's the willing target of our jokes and insults (hahahaha) 

words uttered by this retard:

nakakahiya naman sa iyo

baka galit ka na?

(on leo's alleged engagement to gisele bundchen) well, she's good for the first wife

excuse me they're not my friends, they're just office mates

(daydreaming she's prince william's gf) do not address me so informally madam...

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