slutzandpimps - slut

pathetic excuse for living: "better a dreamer than not a dreamer at all"

real name: precious sonielle y. de guzman ("can i go vomit now?")

she answers to the holler of: chinky

self-declared cognomen: mrs. clarke isaac hanson

grows a year old every: 06 october (was born 1980)

e-mail address: [email protected]

cartoon character: kermit the frog ("because isaac likes kermit the frog, and ian thorpe looks like kermit the frog and kermit likes miss piggy and i look like miss piggy!!! :-)")

hobbies: sleeping, graphics design, writing, dreaming of isaac hanson, reading and drinking - drinking zagu that is

interests: 6 foot 2, blonde hair, brown eyes, plays the guitar, in a band with his 2 brothers, and has really bad taste in clothes

weakness: "hanson!!!"

coping mechanism: shopping and writing...but mostly shopping

store: the pirated cd stores at u.m.

pornographic memory: loves the fact that she has memorized key songs from her favourite musicales (rent, miss saigon and les miserables), most lines from her favourite movies (the cutting edge, the 3 ninjas sequels, etc.) and "all the songs of hanson, the backstreet boys and erm, yeah, that's it."

favourite colour: green (nyak! loyalista daw ba ng la salle?)

memorable song: no ordinary morning

favourite place: "the mall!"

memorable movies: little giants ("that's where i got 'icebox'"), the mighty ducks part 1 and 2 ("i hate the 3rd. minimal gordon bombay action, loathe the new coach, sloppy sequence of events, and dean portman only showed up for like, what, 10 minutes?") and the star wars trilogy ("if i had a lightsaber, i'd swoosh through martina-fucking-hingis's legs!")

redeeming factor: maker of this thing

expressions:

          just making conversation...

          *shrugs* l-i-c... (like i care)

          a chu chu chu chu...

yada yada yada yada

okay fine, take care.

*roll eyes* duh!

d-k-d-c (don't know don't care)