Quotable Quotes
Homer Simpson Quotes
Marge Simpson Quotes
Bart Simpson Quotes
Lisa Simpson Quotes
Townspeople Quotes
Townspeople Quotes
Dear God, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks and 'Sweatin' to the oldies, volumes one, two and four - Ned
Oh, the network slogan is true! Watch FOX and be damned for all eternity - Ned
My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, pig, an idiot, a communist but he is not a porn star! - Grandpa Simpson
Well, treason season started early this year as a nuclear sub was hijacked by local man, Homer Simpson. - Kent Brockmen
Homer's a great nuclear safty inspector but I don't know if I trust him with my garbage - Carl
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such nature films as Earwigs---Eeeew! and Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory.
Oh god, you smokers disgust me. Hey 'Pu, you got a breakfast cereal for people with syphilis? -Moe
Welcome futurists, cyberphiles, and the rest of the dateless wonders.. - Mayor Quimby
Listen, folks, there's no magic formula. I just followed the three C's; clean living, chewing thoroughly, and a daily dose of vitamin church! - Ned
Look big daddy! Its regular daddy! - Ralph
When it comes to stress, I believe laughter is the best medicine. You know, before I learned to chuckle mindlessly, I was headed for an early grave myself. Ah, heh, heh, heh! - Dr. Hibbert
Tiffany's, eh? Looks like Smoochy's gonna seal the deal with a diamond the size of a doll's head! - Wiggum
