Quotable Quotes
Homer Simpson Quotes
Marge Simpson Quotes
Bart Simpson Quotes
Lisa Simpson Quotes
Townspeople Quotes
Lisa Simpson Quotes
They want cheap sentiment? I'll pump 'em so full of sap they'll be blowin' their nose with a pancake!
...and I'll be able to tackle all the hard-hitting children's news the grown-up-controlled media won't touch. Plus, I get to be on TV!
We've only got nine, maybe ten years tops, when we can giggle in church and chew with our mouths open and go days without bathing. We'll never have that freedom again.
Am I the only one who just wants to play hopscotch and watch 'The McLaughlin Group?'
Look I know that to you we Simpsons are a lower order of life. We face that prejudice every day of our lives, but we are happy on our little planet.
Oooh, a political discussion at our table. I feel like a Kennedy!
Bart, having never recieved any words of encouragement myself, I'm not sure how they're supposed to sound. But here goes: I believe in you.
But, Mom! If you take our cartoons away, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots.
The city of Washington was built on a stagnant swamp some 200 years ago and very little has changed; it stank then and it stinks now. Only today, it is the fetid stench of corruption that hangs in the air.
A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
I think you need Skinner, Bart. Everybody needs a nemesis. Sherlock Homes had his Dr. Moriarty, Mountain Dew has its Mello Yellow, even Maggie has that baby with the one eyebrow.
