Quotable Quotes
Homer Simpson Quotes
Marge Simpson Quotes
Bart Simpson Quotes
Lisa Simpson Quotes
Townspeople Quotes
Bart Simpson Quotes
I'm glad we're stranded. It'll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson--only with more cursing! We're gonna live like kings. Damn hell ass kings!
Try not to move, Dad. You swallowed a lot of motor oil.
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
I think I read somewhere that cows like being killed.
Good-bye, Japan! I'll miss you Kentucky Fried Chicken and your sparkling, whale-free seas.
The best part was when the buildings fell down.
KWYJIBO - A big dumb balding, north American ape, with no chin.
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of this day, the birth of Santa?
Joe's Crematorium. You kill em, we grill em.
Three-time soapbox derby chamo Ronnie beck says, 'Poorly guarded construction sites are a gold mine.'
If you quit it'd be like an expert knot tire, quitting a knot tying contest, right in the middle of trying a knot.
Like a sock maker secretly working on a top secret sock that...
Well in my family, grades aren't important. It's what you learn that counts.
Dad, I'm kinda edgy right now. I'd appreciate you not coming in my room screaming and brandishing a butcher knife.
And later, I'll teach you the tricks of trade; taping your swimsuit to your butt, putting petroleum jelly on your teeth for that frictionless smile, and the ancient art of padding.
Ohhh. It seems like everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives!
I just want to say how great it is to finally see some chicks on the bench. Keep up the good work, toots.
