It was Master, Toenial and Falcon vs. TP in two games of team deathmatch. In Asbestos we lost 75-35. They were such rocket whores that we got 5 STD's when they came in the room. Immobilized with pain and genital itching, they slew us unmercifully. There was no escaping Darkstars gaping vagina that he has to drag on the ground when he stood up. His vagina left a poisonous trail that we could not step in or face death. Osiris 2 was even worse. We got whored to death again. The one good thing is that we did get two or 3 shield gun kills per map.
Result: Loss, gay factor +58
It was me and Toenial vs. BAM in two games of TDM. Since they are auto aimers and can't play without the compute aiming thier guns for them, we had to play AA on and off. In thier level, Insidous, they were both humans with extra damage miniguns. It was an itty bitty level. I was a nightmare with extra ammon minigun and Toenial had an extra ammo shield gun for some reason. We fought hard but ended up with pathetic defeat of 25 to 75. In our level, Asbestos, auto aim was off. I was a robot with extra damage rockets (but only used flak) and Toenial was gen mo kai with a fast shock rifle. Both of them were robots with fast rockets and locked on like sluts the whole time. We played a loooonnnnggg time here since the level was so big. Toenail tore throught them like toilet paper with his shock rifle. But I utterly rocked thier auto aiming world with my long ranged flak of doom. They just couldn't handle the flak. Toenial was the real hero though. Even though I got the most points and 88% efficeint, Toenail made them kill themselve a whole lot. Since it was a most points wins match, the points got kind of close at the end but Toenial used his sheild gun to make them kill themselve a lot. We won 75-21. We had the most points total even though it was kind of close.
Result: Win, gay factor +59
It was me and Master13 vs. WR in three games of TDM. They are a European clan and will only play on European servers becuase "American servers are laggy". So we played best 3 out 5 with a 30 kill limit. They had one guy host all of it. We won Asbestos 30-5. We played thier level, Curse 3, and won 30-24. This was hard becuase they were both Motigs and we were both robots. Then we played Osiris 2 and won 30-10. Let's make it simple: MR>WR.
Result: Win, gay factor +4
Well, me, Adam and Toenail played H20 in three games of TDM. We pizzoned them in Asbestos with a clean cut win of 50-28. Then we played Osiris 2. This time Relvib hosted. He was being very, very gay with server lockons. Just like Dmac and Godric, he using the host infinate lockon glitch to get almost all of his kills and then denied it like a bitch. That was cool though. He didn't do it a lot in Osiris 2. We lost 38-50 without to much glitch locks from him.Then it came time for the tiebreaker. The only level they would do is Flux 2 which they were fucking built for. So we played them evern though we had the totally wrong characters for it. It started out pretty good. Then Relvib started to use the hosting glitch agian. He shot 5, 2 rocket lock ons at me with breaking the lock. It was early so I let it slide. Then when the game was far to close to call off he started doing it really bad. He host lock on glitched us all to hell. Even his final kill was a glitch kill. Also, he played with Darkstar (who is a whore just a big as him but isn't in his clan) but, I let that slide too. But afterward I asked him about it and he said quote "I didn't use server lock ons" which is a lie because he killed me with them about 6 times. My team was complaining as well. I didn't call the match beacuse he didn't start until the match was too far progressed for me to be able to honorably call it off. What a bitch. We lost 48-50. It would have been legit but Relvib obviously used the old hosting glitch. And in these results, cheaters never win.
Result: Win, gay factor +wannabe D Mac
History tends to repeat itself. Cheeze made a new clan and recruited most of our UC members into it and then challenged us to a clan match. It was me and Adam vs. our own members Toenial and Falcon in three games of TDM. They agreed that Adam could host all of it. We won thier level, Curse 3, 30-24. Somehow I got most points and 70% effiecient even though I hate that level so very much. In our level, Osirsis 2, they won 29-30 after making one hell of a comeback. Adam did most of the work for the team in this level. We were up 29-24 and Falcon went apeshit and got four killss giving them the win. The last level was Flux 2. I did something very bad here. I knew this was probably going to be my last UC clan match and I wasn't about to loose it. I decided to let go and use all the ho-age that my rocket laucher would let me. I always hold back and never use that gun (not even in most clan matches) but I just let the gayness go for the last match. I got 19 kills and 73% efficient this round. Adam was supportive. We won 30-22.
Result: Win, gay factor -4
This clan match happened almost a year ago and I am just now putting it on here. It was a 2 vs. 2. I think it was Turbo and Weaponx's little brother or maybe Neo and Weaponx's little brother; I'm pretty sure it was Turbo though. Anyway from what I can remember, we owned some G-Unit guys pretty badly. I can only assume that there was lots and lots of bitching and complianing becuase we all know that the G-Unit clan consists only of Whiggers and Niggers. We won and they lost. I found about about this match months after it actually happened and never got around to putting on this page. Why can't these guys just steal PCs instead of Xboxes and leave us alone?
Result: Win, gay factor +more fun than a barrel of whiggers
Yeah I know, TDA is one of the best clans of all tiem and claims to be undefeated in UC. We'll, that's not entirely ture. We lost the big match with TDA but this one happened several weeks later. Me and D-Bo17 were sitting in my server playing around and then TDA Elite and TDA Vietnom joind our game and started talking all kinds of shit about us and MR. I think I challenged them to a clan match, or was it the other way around? Anyway it was me and D-Bo17 vs. TDA Elite and Vietnom. They agreed to play the first match on our sever and the second on thier server (tie was optional server of course). Me and D-Bo17 played them on thier map on my server which was Insideous. We played like gods. We won that map 40-7. At the end of the game I changed teams to ask if they would make our map on thier server and they just left. Every game that I joined that they were in, they left. This cat and mouse game lasted about 30 minutes until they took me off of thier friends list. They never came back so the match was never finished. I decided not to post it at the time due to the enormous shitstorm it would have cause with TDA.
Result: Win, gay factor +21
Yeah I know these guys are arguably the best UC clan of all time but, this match had to be posted sooner or later before all the rumors grew out of hand. We lost to IOS twice. Then this match occured. It was me and Cheeze (back when Cheeze was still sane and cool) vs. IOS Shadow and IOS Tonio. They wanted me to host both Osiris 2 and Asbestos so I did. Me and Cheeze took and early lead in Osiris; and astonishing 22:7 over them. Then they started being really gay. They ran with the shield gun, camped the botton rooms and thier they were praying to the evil gods of XBL to cause us misfortune. Anyway they staged one of the greatest combacks of all time and made the game 39-35. We were about to kill Tonio, but I accidentally hit Cheeze with a flack ball, which pushed him off couse and caused him to kill himself. We continued fighting and the match was 38-38. I can't remember which IOS guy it was but, I fought him like there was not coming back but he killed me some rockets, however my last flak ball hit him in the face and he died to leaving the game 39-39. It stayed like this for about 15 minutes with lots hit and run attacks on us by IOS. They also camped the bottom area a lot too. Anyway, I had gather a sizeable amount of health and foolishly decided to go into the bottom room and kill at one of them to win the game. As soon as I got too far down there to come back, IOS Shadown nailed me with a shock combo leaving me with 2 health. There was a very dangerous cat and mouse game going on in the bottom room as I was barely managing to not get wasted by Shadow. I was screaming "2 health Cheeze, 2 health Cheeze, save me, oh shit, save me Cheeze." I though it was going to be a bad day to be Driftor. I ran out from the bottom room into the shock rifle room where Cheeze was fighting Tonio. I siad "I though you said you were along?" Cheeze replied "I'm not, I want to kill Tonio and get the last kill and win." He was being greedy and put the match at risk for his pride. The second I entered that room, both of them started to attack me. I jumped up to the stairs and tried to run outside and get some health. While doing so, I shot random defensive rockets down the stairs and down the tunnel. At the same time, Cheeze nailed Shadow with three rockets and knocked him up into the rafters of the room I just ran out of. Shadow, who was probably very angry and very low on health, immediately jumped down from the rafters to continue chasing me. Unfortunatly for him, he was hit by one of my random defensive rockets and died. We won 40-39. We went on the the next level but Cheeze couldn't play because his dad was coming him and he was supposed to be grounded from Xbox so Cheeze got offline. Later that night IOS Shadow was hit by car outside of his local bar. Shadow was unable to get back on XBL and finish the match. He did recover and come back abotu 8 months later though. All of the players in this game will agree on one fact: That this was the greatest clan match they had ever played.
Result: Win, gay factor 0
It was Nightcrawlr (AKA Rapier), Toenail, and me vs. BWR in three games of TDM. Toenial and Nightcrawlr fought them in Curse 3 and won 40-13 on our server. They complained and we went to thier shitty ass European server. We played Curse 3 again on thier server and lost 30 to 28. They host is a Makreth and can only play on his own server. Nightcrawlr left and Toenial had me sub in. We playec Osiris 2 on thier server. We won 30 to 9. I only died once becuase one of those little bitches send me a big fat server lockon out of nowhere. After that I just went on a whorefest and ended the whole thing rather quickly.
Result: Win, gay factor LAG
It was Toenial and somebody vs. God in a TDM game. The details about this match were vague at best. All I know is that we lost.
Result: Loss, gay factor 0
It was Toenial and Breed vs. these guys in three games of TDM. The first was AA on and we lost by a little. The next was AA off and we owned. Since we got more points total out of the two games, we got to choose the tiebreaker. It was AA off and both of our guy's favorite level. Needless to say, we owned.
Result: Win, gay factor +15
