Me, Cheeze, WeaponX, and Ninja played Marcial, PainKilla, Dagda, and Hollowed in three double domination games. We lost at Deserted 4 to 5, it was my fault because at the end I kept letting PainKilla kill me with the shock rifle. We beat the shit out of them in round 2 at sun temple, 5 to 2. Then they pounded us at Deserted agian, we lost 5 ot 1.
Result: Win, gay factor +1 (it was painkillas server)
Cheeze, Adam, and WeaponX played them on thier server. They played Osiris 2 and Molten. They camped the lower level of gayness in Osiris 2. They are all Shock whores and nothing else. Its not that bad fighting shock whores, but why do they have to camp? There was also lots of shock rifle gayness in Molten. We lost both games with the same score; it was 50 to 47.
Result: Loss, gay factor +12
We pounded them senslessly in reg. weapons mode. It was like 50 to 3 in both games. Me and Cheeze both had invincibility awards in both games. Adam did all the dying. We lost both AA insta-gib games by 10. It was 75 to 65 in both games of thier gayness.
Result: Win, gay factor +59
They challenged us to a rematch so me and Fatal played them on Osiris 2, Flux 2, and Curse 3. On Osiris 2 my family we bugging the hell out of me, me and fatal lost by 5. On Flux, we beat thier asses into the ground 40 to 13. We did the same with similar scores in Curse 3. They have gotten a hell of a lot better since last time.
Result: Win, gay factor +1
Me, WeaponX, and Adam played the leaders of K1 (including Cheeze) at three team deathmatch games. Osiris was tough shit. As hard as we tried we couldn't dodge Cheezes faggot ass locks. When they were pulling ahead, I broke and old promise and held up the shield room with all the gayness I could muster. WeaponX lagged out. By the time he had rejoined, everyone else already had full everything execpt for him. We were screwed. We lost Osiris 2, 47 to 50. Next was Asbestos. After numerous accounts of bitching from my team, I decided to try in this game. We mustered up all the straightness we could and went to war. I kicking ass with my flak and rocket combos. Adam jewed up the hallways with the shock rifle and damn did WeaponX ever kill with his grenades. I remember this coversation. After picking up the double damage I siad "Double damage plus thorax equals butt-fucked K1". Adam yelled "Cheezes gay locks plus Doofy equals butt-fucked me." I came to his rescue and managed to get four kill before my double damage ran out. We won Asbestos 50 to 31. Flux 2 was the final round. Adam and WeaponX were both humans and don't start with the rocket ammo. Thanks to both overwhelming skill and brillant teamwork we won. I would hold down the rocket laucher area alone until they showed up to get the ammo. The both of them were out rocketing rocket whores. Whenever all was lost and K1 was about to take over the rocket place, I would kill as much as I could until I got below 20 health. Then I would get the shield gun and go for a sucicide run for the rocket ammo. They would kill me and all of the ammo would come with me. Also, the host used the lock on cheat many times. We won 50 to 23.
Result: Win, gay factor + 8(Cheeze)(lock on cheat)
Me and Unreal beat the mess out of HFK. It was about 40 to 3 in both games.
Result: Win, gay factor -13
Freak tells of how much EK has been talking shit about us. Claiming to be the best clan in Unreal. They pestered Freak to the point where he challenged them to a clan match. It was me, Freak, WeaponX, and Adam. All of us except Freak haven't played Unreal in at least 3 weeks. They played the best people in thier clan except Cheeze who had to go to bed. It was understood to be a best 2 our of 3. We started out in Osiris 2. In the first few seconds, they killed everyone but me and go a huge early lead. We were coming back hard though and didn't realize until near the end of the match that it was set on a rather newbish 30 kills. We lost Osiris by 3 points. They were every single one rocket whores except for Lucky who is the best and fights with the most straightness. We beat them on Flux 2 by about 4 points. We raped at Asbestos and won by about 12 points. I lagged out at the end of the match and though the server quit. When I came back the level was Inferno. I thought we had won. I was told by Adam that Doofy changed the rules on us and it was a best 3 out of 5 now? We lost Inferno by 2 points. They wanted to play Osiris 2 for the tiebreaker for the match we already won but I said no. I knew it was thier favorite level and we would loose. We chose Aqua Mortis with 50 kills for the tiebreaker. Little did we know that there was no Shock Rilfle ammo there. Strangly while I was fine (minus a few really shitty patches) Adam and WeaponX were lagging really bad on the last game. Freak couldn't shoot for most of the match and lagged out once. Even when we were all on N1 waiting for him to come back they began as soon as he reconnected and killed us all via faggotism. They won by seven. I don't count that if my whole team says they can't hardly shoot through the lag. They had adrenaline off the whole time too. That I was also not informed of until the match began. We won until Doofy changed the rules. I say it is pretty pathetic to loose to a clan that has played only Wolfenstien for three weeks while they have been training in Unreal. Anyway we lost to our own clan members because all EK is is the people that were former MR's.
Result: Win before new rules, loss after new rules: gay factor: enough to make Rue Pual look straight
We won, they lost, Enjoi, Turbo and I raped all.
Result: Win, gay factor 0
57. MR vs. R4W
We got raped. Super rocket whores they were.
Result Loss, gay factor 36
58. MR vs. ME
We all lagged to death in the first game but in the second game Me, Drakon, and Turbo kicked ass. Only to loose by 4 points.
Result: Loss, gay factor 5 (lag
