It was me and Turbo vs. CPK in two games of TDM. In Gael (thier level) we used our faggish rocket whore abiltities to beat them 35 - 10. In our level, Asbestos, me and Turbo used teamwork to win. We beat them 35 - 0, a shutout. I managed to get the invinciblity award and turbo only died two or three times. A few unfortunate suicides left them with 0 points.
Result: Win, gay factor 0
It was me, Draykaz and Master13 vs. AA in 3 games of TDM. It was a 3 vs. 2 for the 1st match (them with the 2) ; we won Asbestos 35-20. I left so the match was moved down to a 2 vs.2. We lost Leviathan B 35-33. AA did nothing but lock on in Osiris 2. We though Cheeze had a new gamertag or something.
Result: Loss, gay factor 0
It was me and Shlowmo vs. Agent in 4 games of TDM. We raped in Asbestos 35-2 and Shlowmo swept the awards. We lost thier AA off IG match becuase it lagged so bad and the host was owning us. We lost Antalus 35-25. Once again we swept them in our sever. We won Osiris 2 35-3 and I took all the award this time. We played Levaithan B on their sever with a few setting we didn't like but played anyway. We won Levaithan B 35-5.
Result: Win, gay factor +1
It was me and Tonail in 2 TDM games. We raped PI in Asbestos 30-8. Tonail had 18 points and I had 88% efficient. On thier Flux2 the host was doing some serious sever locking but we still won 30-14. I had 18 points and 91% efficient.
Result: Win, gay factor 0
It was me and Adam vs. CS in 2 TDM games and one CTF game. We played our level, Osiris2, and won 40-1, I had invinciblility award. We played thier AA on IG Inisidous and lost 28-40. Then we played one game of AA on CTF on Chrome and won 5-0. I got invincibility award again. They claimed "Regular weapons are cheap. We only play Insta-Gib. I didn't know these guns had a secondary fire. ect..."
Result: Win, gay factor +59
It was me, Psycoblade, and Shlowmo vs. AA in two games of TDM. We won Asbestos 50-16, sadly they wanted to play us 2 vs. 3 and got pwned there. Leviathan B was different though. We decided to play them in a 2 vs. 2 here. It was two anubans vs. two robots in Leviathan B. We were almost screwed to begin with. Weapon stay was off and there was almost no guns in this tiny ass level. Me and Shlowmo persevered however and ended up winning 40-33.
Result: Win, gay factor -4
It was me and Hienz vs. FSD in 2 games of TDM. They are another newbie IG clan that thinks they have skills. We agreed to 2 games, 1 our type, 1 thier type, the one with the most points at the end wins.. We owned them in Osiris 40-0, me with invincibility award. In thier level, Curse 3, it was AA on IG. They found a little corner and camped it so that when we came around we got blasted into nonezistence. This newbie game only lasted a few minutes with the scores 21-40, we lost. But we had most points total. So we win. *This was Heinz first clan match ever.
Result: Win, gay factor +59
I found this one specifically for SSK Destroyer bitching at me on the forums (he siad I was a noob). Anyway, it was me, Toenial, Falcon, and Pscoblade in 1 game of TDM and 2 of CTF. We owned them in our TDM game 50-3, me with invinciblitly award. After that Psycoblade and Falcon filled in for us. We played thier AA on IG CTF gayness and got owned 0-5. Oh, and their level was Orbital 2. After some hard negotiating we agreed to play AA off CTF in Chrome. After we got the first point, Falcon left to eat. So it was me and Toenail. We scored one point and then my phone rang. I had to go answer it. So it was Toenail vs. 3 of them for about 5 minutes. When I came back, Toenail had let them score once and was about to score on his own. I helped out and we did. After a long time of just me and Toenail, Falcon finally came back and quicly wrapped this up with a 5-1 win. Only one SSK guy stayed afterward to say good game. *This was Falcons first clan match ever.
Result: Win, gay factor +59
It was me and Convict in a sort of unorthodox clan match vs. KSI. We agreed to play one game of TDM and one game of CTF. Whoever did the best in the other persons gamestype gets to choose the tiebreaker. We played the TDM first. It was Asbestos. Convict got off to an excellent start, while I kept dying from thier death lockons. When it occured to me that they were just going to rocket whore me to deatb I got off my lazy ass and began to whore them to death. I took off and got kills right and left, them not being able to touch me. It turned out we won 40-6; Convict swept the awards with 83% efficient and 16 kills. Then we played thier CTF with adrenaline on. It was Orbital 2. Convict was a gen mo kia flag runner and I was my good old robot. This match was a little more even, I let them score twice, once by knocking Convict out of the way of wasting their flag carrier and once by shooting a guy into thier flag and letting him win. But for the most part we dominated this match. Me and Convict both did our jobs and we won 5-3.
Result: Win, gay factor +whore
It was me and Convict in 3 games of TDM. We owned the hell out of them in Asbestos and won 40--3. I got invinciblility award, and convict died twice but got most points. Things were a little differnt in Vidona though. They had characters perfectly taylored for the small level. We had problems but still fought through and lost 34-40. We both did really shitty. The last game was Aqua Mortis. We played this like it was meant to be played. Convict held up the indoors and I devastated the outdoors. We ended up wiining 40-0. I had invinciblity award and most points.
Result: Win, gay factor +2
It was Toenial and Falcon in 3 games of TDM. We won Asbostos 40-29. They won Molten 40-33 (they were built for this level with fucking grenades). Toenial let them sub in a former AOL member for the tie breaker level and he whored us to death. Bite my cock Relvib. At least we get out rematch.
Result: Loss, gay factor +10
