Me, D Bo18 and partailly Speed played the best of UE in three very disorganized games. On our server, we won 40 to 27 but mine lagged really bad according to them. I really need to stop hosting. Speed did good considering this was his first clan match ever. We played insidous and Flux2 on thier server. On Insidous Speed lagged out so me and D bo18 played all three of them and won 40 to 13. On Flux2 we played three of them for half the game and two of them for the other half. Thier server was occaisonnally very laggy but we, not being whiny little bitches, played through it and won 40 to 5.
Result: Win, gay factor +3
Me and Cheeze played LOFW in four team deathmatch gaems. Two on my server, two on thiers. We beat them 50 to -1 in Osiris and 50 to 2 in Asbestos. We would have done better in Asbestos but, one of them activated beserk and killed me, them spawn killed Cheeze twice. Thier leader complained and said that we were shield whores and that he needs auto aim. After a long talk with him we worked out that MR will not play auto aim, or instagib on their server but we did agree on competition mode. Cheeze had to leave so them it was me and Drakon on thier server. The first time I joined they had low gravity on and complained when I didn't want to do a clan match with mutators. They turned it off. Then me and Drakon got to play. We won 30 to 5 in Insidous and 30 to 3 in Gael.
Result: Win, gay factor +1
Adam, Do Bo18 and Fatal played LOG in two team deathmatch games. They played Osiris 2 and Vidona. They won 50 to 0 in Osiris 2 and 50 to 2 in Vidona.
Result: Win, gay factor -5
Me and WeaponX played IOS in two team deathmatch games. They showed us unparralled levels of gayness. They are both Gen Mo Kai. They both found one small room of gayness to hide in. They chose to guard the room with all the supplies in it. Whenever you see one of them, hurting or not they ran away with the shield gun. Even with regen and double damage they ran away with the shield gun. Then somehow (using gen mo kia gayness) the other one would come up behind you and blast your ass. Now, there is no doubt that IOS has skill, but thier biggest skill is running away like a little bitch until help respawns nearby. On the rare occasion that they wouldn't run away and would fight in an open area, they lost. But all the running away was so pussiefied. I lack the vocabulary to describe the faggotism we endured. In Osiris we lost 50 to 25, then in Asbestos we lost 50 to 31.
Result: Loss, gay factor INFINITE
Adam and Cheeze played somebody. They won on their server and then beat them on their insta-gib game.
Result: Win, gay factor UNKNOWN
Cheeze played three CJ guys just by himself in an official clan match. He won of course.
Result: Win, gay factor -10
Cheeze and Draykaz played DRB and Raiion in one game. They had to have a dedicated server so we got one. Nobody could host becuase of unfair advantages. Adrenaline had to be off. We allowed UPS AAA to have thier prefered settings. They fought with the upmost gayness. When we were winning 20 to 7, UPS AAA just left. They didn't lag out, DRB just stopped and left, 20 seconds later Raiion left too. Neighter on switched teams or went nuetral the whole game. They just left for reasons unknown while we were winning.
Result: Win, gay factor 0
Adam the genuis found another auto aim clan for us to play. It was me, Adam, and WeapsonX while I was there. They beat us in their auto aim hell. We won with all striaghtness with AA off. They bitched about rockets (from whom?). For the tiebreaker it was AA off. I had to go to bed. You bastards had better have won or I will kill you by castration!
Result: Win, gay factor +59
Me and Thorax played K1 in two team deathmatch games. We won 50 to 1, and then 50 to 3. Then we played instagib CTF, won one, and lost one.
Result: Win, gay factor 0
Cheeze and Adam played these guys in several team deathmatches. We won all of them.
Result: Win, gay factor 0
Me, Adam, Draykaz, and Cheeze played ELITE in three team deathmatch games. I owned them all like little whiny bitches in Asbostos. We won Asbestos 75 to 60. Cheeze and Draykaz killed the fuck out of them in Osiris 2. We won 75 to 40 Then it was Adam and Draykaz doing most of the work in Flux 2. We won 75 to 40. Not until later did we discover that these guys are a CTF clan and wanted to play that. Thank you Adam.
Result: Win, gay factor -11
Me, Cheeze, and Drakon played theese guys in two team deathmatch games. We raped them on our server. Then they bitched, so we played on thier laggy ass server with AA on for the host and we still beat them. BUAR.
Result: Win, gay factor +5
