DRIFTOR and ROMULUS decided to have a clan battle with DOA. It was arranged by BLACKOLF. They crushed up 80 to 6 twice. They had big head mode on and we being gay with auto aim. They were hitting us the shock rifle from impossible distances and getting way to many head shots due to big head mode.
Result: LOSS, gay factor +5
DRIFTOR and CHEEZE took on DLC in a six person team deathmatch. It was two MR vs. three DLC in both games. We got a noob on our team for the last game though. DLC was using NEMISISS; he is ranked 3rd overall total. He does this without cheats to. There was exellent teamwork on both sides. CHEEZE whom I though was a noob became and instant leet. In the last game he even beat me for most kills on the team. I realy pissed NEMISISS off in the first game because he didn't get the most points award. The kill limit was 35. The final score in the first game was 35 to 29, DLC wins. The final score in the last game was 35 to 32, DLC wins. Not bad for two on three if you ask me (and the #3 ranked NEMISISS on thier team).
Result: LOSS, gay factor +3
DRIFTOR and D BO17 took on DLC in a four person team deathmatch. WE were fighting NEMISISS and NEOCRON. We ass raped them badly. The final score was MR 40, DLC 19. I got most efficeint and D BO17 got most kills.
Result: WIN, gay factor 0
DRIFTOR, XEOSE, and SPORK took on HDE in a six person team deathmatch. We played EVIL, EXIT, and ANARCHY (I think). The first round they were behind five kills to start. We tore them to shreds, 40 to 23. They lost patheticly. I got most kills and effieciency. The next round they decided to fight back. It was neck and neck until the score got around twenty. I did shitty until then. Then I took off and got shitloads of kills. I got most kills and most effiency though (barely). We won 40 to 36. Privates aren't really supposed to take part in a clan war but I made an exception. I had to battle the both of them to narrowly get most kills award. They both did execellent and beyond all expectations. It was hillarious because before the fight HDE is teasing us and calling us a newbie clan. We showed them who the newbs are though.
Result: WIN, gay factor +2
DRIFTOR, and CHEEZE fought NEOCRON and FATAL for payback. We all remember the infamous battle between DLC and MR when we only had two people and they had three (#2 on the list above). Cheeze was a noob at the time but the game turned him leet. Outnumbered and out skilled we fought. They won, barely.
This time we got payback. We took them on in two matches, both team deathmatch. Now with even numbers we punished them. I played for real (without trying too hard but trying a little), and Cheeze played while pausing occasionaly to type IM's on AOL. Me anc Cheeze fought pretty much freelance but in the same room. DLC would let NEOCRON fight us both and FATAL would hang back and gay rocket us to death. We soon figured out and just killed FATAL first. Those DLC bastards also whored all of my flak ammo and all of CHEEZE's rocket ammo. To describe the rapage they got, lets put it like this: imagine that you are alone and gang raped by nine, 400 lb. black men, with 16 inch penises, who also had every single STD in the world. The first match it was MR 40, DLC 19. The second match they did a little better; MR 40, DLC 25.
Result: WIN, gay factor 0
DRIFTOR and WEAPON X took on the two best DD guys. As soon as the match begins, I get a phone call, great I have to plan my whole spring break with palying a clan match. I mostly just ran and let Weaponx do all the killing. He got 28 kills, I ran and got 10. We lost by two. Next game I told them not to count that because I was on the phone. They bitched and said that one of thier guys was eating so it was fair. The next match there was no phone call. We beat them by more than 20 frags. Then the gayness occurs. The final level is Flux 2. Both DD guys camp the rocket area and use Cheeze's infamous gay lock stragay. We were helpless. They gayness of trying to run up to two people who gay lock like Cheeze is unimaginable, I can only dodge 15 rockets at one time. We got raped by gay rockets in the second match. We lost by about 15 frags. I SWEAR VENGENCE!!!!!
Result: LOSS, gay factor +20 (at least)
Me, Cheeze and Blackwolf took on DLC in a three person team deathmatch. We beat them 40 to 15, and then 40 to 10.
Result: WIN, gay factor -3 (they didn't know what they were up against)
Me, Deathcythe and Master13 took on FUCKIN in 5 team deathmatch games. We won one game, we lost by just a few in two games, and got raped in two games. They all used rockets gayishly. Is there nothing that can beat the gay rockets?! *This was the match that Deathcythe died 35 times and got 1 kill.*
Result: LOSS, gay factor +1
