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10. You find yourself wondering what brand of "Windex" the Ancient One uses on his crystals . . . and then you write a fanfic about it. |
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9. You find yourself naming local stray cats after show characters -- and fanfic characters after stray cats. |
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8. You have to give your cat medicine and your first thought is to call Dar for help. |
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7. You decide that the AOL/internet imp that knocks you offline unexpectedly is actually Ketzwayo. |
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6. When you do something clumsy, you refer to it as "having a Tao moment." |
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5. When planning your move, you check to see in what direction to "follow the water to green grasses." |
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4. You've come up with complex psychological reasons for why Tao is clumsy, and Dar why teases him so relentlessly about it. |
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3. Your cats wake you up at 3 a.m. and you find yourself looking deep into their eyes as you groggily ask "Whaaat?" |
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2. You fully expect an answer. |
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1. You get one. |