You Know You're One of "Tao's Midnight Voyeurs"
(a.k.a. "Tao's Tail-Pullers") When . . .


(Added 10/30)     After watching the end of the season 2 premiere, you find yourself thinking that you'd look  much better on a leash, and Tao wouldn't have to worry about training you . . . much.
(Added 10/30)     The thought immediately following that one is that 'Then again,  Tao wouldn't look too bad on a leash either . . . and I wouldn't mind training him.'


You have an irresistable urge to track down every woman who "didn't take" to Tao and smack her upside the head.
Your first reaction to Dar and Tao's imminent horrible death by boiling oil in "The Last Unicorns" is "YES!!!!  He took that damned shirt off!!  THANK YOU!!!!"  (And then you hiss and boo, and pout greatly, when they make their escape and he puts it back on.)
The sight of a wheel is a new and exciting experience for you.
You find yourself writing in "lines" instead of letters.
You get lost and blame it on Dar not letting you finish the map.
Your fantasies have started to include a farmer's-tan . . .


You rewind the beach scene from "Tears of the Sea" hoping he's actually going to pull off his pants this time.  -- from Julie


You start responding to storylines with a mutter of "Yeah yeah, Terrons killed the Sula, the Ancient One's got Kyra . . . yadda yadda yadda.  When do we get to see Tao kick ass again?"
You find yourself speculating on just why Tao carries that length of rope around with him . . . and how you can help him use it creatively.
You wonder where Tao learned to be such an overachiever in the art of tree-hugging -- and come up with ways to give him an alternative target.


You find yourself eyeing Tao's signature ring and wishing it were a few fingers over and on the other hand -- and a match for your own.  -- from Sam
You begin to understand the conversations between Tao and Ruh, the tiger.  And get the striking feeling that Tao, Kodo and Podo were born siblings -- they sure act like it.  -- from Sam

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