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(Added 10/30)
After watching the season 2 premiere, you are now certain who actually invented Bungee jumping -- the Manlinks! |
(added on: 4/20) |
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You try to interpret which of Sharak's communications to Dar translates simply as "Watch out below!!" |
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You rewatch "Devil's Deal" for the sole purpose of seeing Zad get his butt kicked for thirty seconds again . . . and again . . . and again . . . and again . . . . . . . . |
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While watching the prelude to the above scene, you find yourself smirking that "See? We girls aren't the only ones to wanna play with Dar!", but then wonder just how much Zad enjoyed it, and why, and find yourself shuddering (again . . . and again . . . and again . . . and again . . .). |
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You'd give anything to be able to see the probable outtakes from those "Devil's Deal" scenes . . . if only to see if they're anywhere near as evil as the ones you came up with (although they probably aren't). |
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(Going from evil to eviler....) A friend mentions that she noticed the Ancient One look down a bit when Sharak became human in "The Last Unicorns" and your mind immediately comes up with a fully understandable slash-oriented scenario . . . which in turn immediately becomes part of your next fanfic. (a.k.a.: an "ARGH!!!!" ::sob:: ::incomprehensible mutters of dismay and plotting:: "Not AGAIN!!!" moment.) |
(added on: 4/4) |
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You actually come up with the idea of a Terron Polo League (after watching "Valhalla"). |
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You spot a see-saw and immediately start looking for the fire-pits underneath it. |
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You want Dar to communicate with your dust bunnies, but you're afraid of what they'll say. |
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The Visine commercial warning you about red eyes takes on whooole new meaning. |
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You have a sudden urge to play chess . . . with yourself. |
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Your new goal in life is to create a device with which to reach through the TV-screen and smack the next person who uses the words "shiny stones." |
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You find yourself arguing in your Historical Geology class that eagles actually came before dinosaurs because Sharak told Dar he'd been around for millions of years. |
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You wonder when Dar is going to bump into Simba, Timone and Pumba. |
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You can see Dar bumping into Simba, Timone and Pumba. (note -- also see: You Know You're An Evil Fanfic Writer . . . List ;)) |
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You find yourself arguing the flight speed of the average swallow when laden with a coconut . . . . Oh. Sorry. Wrong fandom. (10 extra points if you get that.) |
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You spend hours compiling a list of "nasty, bad, painful, time-consuming" things to do to the Ancient One for all the cr*p he's handed out. |
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Your relaxation techniques include imagining all the horrible ends Zad can come to -- and how to work them into any number of fanfics. |
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You wonder if the slave-trader's last name is "California." |
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You wonder when Africa got so close to Hawaii . . . ("Tears of the Sea") |
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You search through herbal almanacs to find the potion Kyra used on Zad so you can stall any overenthusiastic dates. |
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You wonder if the Ancient One has a patent on those storage crystals -- and who bought it: Starfleet or Bill Gates. |
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You find yourself replacing the "I" in words with a "Y". (e.g.: Mydlands). |
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You see a baby and look around for Dar. |
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You wonder when Sharak took over duties from the Stork. |
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You insist babies shouldn't wear diapers, because then they won't fade into the horticulture. |
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You lose snacks and blame it on Kodo and Podo. |
(added on: 6/1) |
Contributed by Winnie Khaw
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1. The Ancient One starts looking like a nice, friendly grandpa. |
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2. Curupura seems like an older sister with an attitude problem. |
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3. You've seen a green demon who protects the forest smile seven times. |
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4. Dar and Tao are typical boys next door. |
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5. Your smile becomes blinding and frequent. |
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6. You breeze out the door wearing only underwear. |
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7. Thinking that your younger brother who is sitting on a stool holding a spoon with the handle offered to you is a Terron on a horse and try to kill him. |
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8. Suddenly your average grades and great athletic ability switch, getting As and becoming lousy in sports. |
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9. Fish wait around for you to catch them. |
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10. Ketzwayo starts looking cute. |
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11. You start being sorry for King Zad. |
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12. You almost strangle your parrot, trying to get him to talk. |
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13. You start spraying your clothes with water because you seen a few stray ants. |
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14. You feel a sudden urge to free all the cages of the animals in the zoo. |
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15. You're supposed to stay in your seat at Raging Waters for a fifty foot drop, but instead jump without the thing that keeps you floating. |