You Know You're One of "Dar's
Volunteer Harem Corps" When . . . .

You've developed a phobia of exploding strawberries.
You have an urge to put a plate of food in front of Dar and tell him "You too skinny!  Mangia!  Mangia!  Eat!  Eat!" in your best Italian Mommy voice.
You know exactly why the spider-witch wanted Dar all wrapped up -- and it  wasn't for a nummy-snack.
You wonder if the BM action figures will come with a detachable top loin-cloth.  ("New!  It's Surfer-Dude Dar . . . Not for use without adult supervision.")
You see a Calvin Klein ad for briefs and wonder when they're coming out with the leather ones Dar wears.


You try to figure out how high those quarters will bounce off Dar's abs . . .  -- from Julie


You wonder just how long Dar can hold his breath to suck in his (very) non-existant gut, before he passes out.  -- from Sam
Dar gets that intense/sexy look while talking to Rhu and you want to growl as loudly as any tiger, but for a completely different reason.  -- from Sam
You don't mind a couple of bumps and bruises as long as Dar's the one teaching you self defense.  (Like I'm defending myself against that body.  Please.  Though you know, they say the best defense is a good offense . . .)  -- from Sam


During an episode, you swear you know  exactly what each of the animals is saying to Dar.
Your initial reaction to the "leather Speedos" in 'Tears of the Sea' is "Oh, damn!!  It's not like a kilt after all!"  (Ask a Scottish fan if you don't get that.)

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