Thingies can fight.
If a Thingy fights a Thingy, there would be a giant war, and the Thingies would win. Therefore, everybody would die.
You need to upgrade Things to Thingies, and you don't want that to happen.
If you were supposed to be a Thingy, then you would have been born a Thingy. You are a Thing.
Things must do what their leader says.
If they are told by their master to rob a car, they must rob a car.
If they are told to rob a bank, they rob a bank.
If they are told to play video games, they rob a car.
If there are more than one of you, you are a Thingy.
If there is only one of you, you are a Thing.
Thingy is plural, when not being addressed as a title.
Things can type now.
Every year the Things raise turkeys and all kinds of delicious foods and hams.
Sometimes the master's dog, Poopoo, gets hungry and Things must be fed to him.
The Thing's main thing is to be used as dog food.
Do not mock the master, even if you are a Thingy.
The master can mock his Things and Thingies and his dog, Poopoo. He is the greatest guy in existence.
Every Christmas, the Thingies buy everything in the master's kingdom, then they give every Thing a remote-controleled minicar, which the Things later give to the master as a birthday present. If they don't, they get fed to Poopoo.
Every Christmas, every Thing must give every Thingy a piece of corn and a remote controlled car.
On the master's birthday, every Thingy must give him a remote controlled car.
Every Halloween, the Things dress up as woodland creatures and go to the Thingies' houses and get one gumdrop. When all the gumdrops are gone, the Things that didn't get one are fed to Poopoo.
Every April Fool's day, if a Thingy plays a prank on the master, they will be demoted to a Thing.
If a Thing plays a prank on the master, it will be fed to Poopoo.
If a Thing does a small, sarcastic joke on the master, they do not get a gumdrop, so they get fed to Poopoo.