Everything you may witness within The Void is unidentified, and therefore any copying, reproduction, or any other sort of plaguerism, is strictly prohibited, as it can and will result in the full penalty of law, which may include a minimum of two years of incarceration, and a maximum of a lifetime; other penalties include fees upwards of five-hundred dollars due to your exposing others to the unidentified and potentially hazardous until proven otherwise content within The Void; still other penalties include disease, maiming, multilation, impalement, or death, which, as can be inferred, would be the result of the second to last of the penalties listed above, albeit quicker.
The Void is the result of two lost minds reacting to the environment surrounding their being, and the consequences, though previously unknown, have come to be the subject of several theories of science, and also of superstitions of supernatural phenomenon. Although unproven, these beliefs have already begun to spread, and The Void's capture on the surrounding environment grows with them. That which comes within contact of The Void is believed to leave not without serious change, though it is also believed that any being or object that comes in contact of The Void never truly leaves. This stated, travelers in The Void are cautioned and have been warned; it is in no way understood in the ways of science, and conclusions generally conclude that it very well may never be, in part because The Void's existence and effect on surrounding matter are unknown, and experiments conducted within it are controversial and hazardous, and cannot as of now be proven credible due to its unidentified nature and physics.
What I'm trying to say is, don't copy our stuff cause it's illegal and we will go to your house and murder you if you do so, and that The Void will kill you
I would also like to make it clear that Yahoo will go to hell for daring to visit The Void and leave behind their marks. Read aware that those responsible for the ads are now no more than what they left behind in The Void.
So ends the statement of The Tater.
Muss: We here at The Void try to keep a steady pace with the editing. But sometimes we get caught up in other things and can't get things done. And due to a lack of resources on my computer and The Tater's we sometimes have to set responsibilities for eachother and if one does not follow through with those responsibilities then one is screwed.
We also try to bring you fresh and new things but that to can be hard to do. We make everything from scratch and don't use other peoples ideas here at The Void, so sometimes it is hard to create a new exciting enviroment when other bitches keep ripping off of our frikin ideas! So we beg of you don't take our stuff, we won't sue, but we may just have a little visit to your house.
And I'm out of time.
The Tater declares the following:
It is agreed that what transpires within The Void does so at a generally slow pace, although the speed of its filling is entirely unpredictable by any means of modern science.
There is no need to restate that which is understood, but I believe that there is a lack of comprehension, or compliance, regarding the copying of matter within The Void. Absolutely no plaguerism shall be tolerated, not only by the Creators of The Void, but also by The Void itself, as its behavior, tolerance, and reactions are in no way known or predictable. If you do not comply with our regulations, then not only do you risk a rather large lack of life, but also an uncontrolled amount of suffering at The Void's wrath, as those who pass through carelessly do not leave without unholy amounts of infection, or at all. And those lucky enough to bypass the matter within The Void after disrupting its content will escape only to live in vain, and in the wishes of death. This said, I will continue with my statement.
I understand that survivors of The Void await the completion of the conclusion of The Lord Of The Things. In no way have I ignored these requests, but The Lord Of The Things can only form in certain conditions, many of these being related to an unnatural state of mind. Since neither I nor Muss have come across such a state in awhile, so has the conclusion not come. It is, however, being written at a pace similar to The Void's, albeit with less speed. If a more timely completion is wanted, all visitors to The Void are welcome to supply the Creators of The Void with substances containing a substantial amount of sugar. No contributions will go without notice or great appreciation. To the person who supplied myself with such a substance today, the first of November in the year of two-thousand four, I offer my sincer thanks. You know who you are, and for you gracious offerings, I allow you to live normally despite your encounter with The Void.
For everyone else, earn my respect and you might earn my thanks and rewards. Otherwise I say to you, go to hell; I'm not as ignorant to others' views on me as you think, and what I do that is humorous is done for my own amusement, and not to impress any of your blind asses.
So ends the statement of The Tater.
Muss says:
Well pretty much on a less serious note don't go stealing our shiite! It's just not cool. And we need more subjects to talk about Tater cause all we have talked about so far is talking about talking about more things and plagur-"friking"-ism. So if you don't mind I would like to divert the subject away from seriousness (which may or may not have been driving me to the brink of insanity) and onto.........................INSANITY!!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! See we here at The Void have experience an immensly horrifying experience, no sugar high, that's right. We haven't had a major sugar high sense the day The Void was created!!!!!!!!! I know what your thinking,"what the hell is wrong with these guys!" well things will be gettting better soon and the craziness will return to its natural place, eternal confinement within the walls of The Void!!!! YAY! I have a serious section going called, "life in the void" and I am adding my opinions on life and the world and all of that crap into it (don't worry it will not be anywhere near serious) and then I will put some more of my very.......interesting poems and writings in it. So just stay tuned in to The Void (if people still come here) and enjoy what you find lurking within the shadows of......THE VOID!!!! *cue corney dramatic music*
That is all I feel like writing for today. Oh and its all one paragraph....isn't that special.
Message has failed to be sent to all recipitents
-Muss
The Tater Declares the following:
I do believe that a change in subject would be welcomed by the general public, although they do not matter; The Void does not have its opinions on them (that we know of), and also by myself. But I do feel it necessary to clarify something that Muss stated earlier regarding the serious tone that The Void has been overcome with. That statement is false, in my opinion, as in fact The Void generally does not take on a serious mood, but rather a disguise decorated with such. If you are confused, I will make myself clear to the best of my power.
First off, The Void is, for the most part, a farce. Those who are oblivious to this do not read what I have written, or have not read it thoroughly enough. Had they, this would not need to be clarified. My very style of writing is sarcastic. Within it I have included many statements that may not have been comprehended by the majority, or any, of The Void's visitors. However I will not elaborate on this, as I have more important matters to address.
It is true that the Creators of The Void have not come accross a good sugar high since the conception of The Void. Already I find it difficult to write about this in an unneccessarily formal style. To enlighten you on what was created on that night, I shall list to the best of my knowledge everything that happened to The Void then. First of all, there was the main page. Then there was Of Things and Thingies (see Things). Along with those things was Pieces in the Void. I believe that those are all that were created on that most phenomenal of all nights.
Now, to get to the point...
Yes, Muss has begun a new section of The Void devoted to small, random items that he has created about the general topic of life. It stands now as a rather depressing collection of poems, discussing meloncholy issues and apocalyptic events. In my own opinion, it is a definite anomoly within The Void, as it can not be classified as what the majority of The Void can be- which is a very general and vague classification, I might add. What I mean by this is that Life in The Void is different from the rest of The Void in that it creates a depressing mood. Of course, to some, The Void may create a similar tone, but that is not what the consequences of visits to it should be, in normal cases. Despite Muss's forewarning, Life in The Void does come off as a serious section, at least to myself. But wether or not your opinion is similar to mine, you will have no choice but to comply with what I shall say next. I will not repeat what I have already made perfectly clear, so to keep it brief, do not, under any circumstances or impulses, copy Life in The Void, any of its poems, or anything else within The Void. For the sake of any readers becoming uninterested in my opinions, I will close my statement here, although this is mainly for Muss's sake- I wish for readers to continue and read what he has to say.
So ends the statement of The Tater.
The Tater declares the following:
Well since Muss has not gotten around to replying in a few months, I finally decided that I would need to provoke him more by double posting. And I've lost my 1776 style of writing for the time being because you have no idea how annoying it is to type like that. Anyway, no, The Lord of the Things is not finished. And it won't be for a long time, so I'm sorry but for the one person who might care, maybe, you'll just have to wait. The Citgo store is more overpriced than a record store during inflation so sugar is not available for those short of cash. So you can take your problems over there; if you're motivated enough then start a riot and scare them into lowering their prices so drastically that they're almost reasonable.
What's more, due to siblings, I don't have as much time as I would like to spend using my computer. I'm not saying that I haven't had a chance to alter The Void; I've had many, but this could also be a reason for the delay of changes in The Void. All I've done lately was add in a secret page full of MIDIs and WAVs for my school project, so I could download a bunch of crap onto the school computers from The Void and they're too stupid to ever find out.
Since I've already written much more than I intended to, I'll put my statement at a close. Thank you, if there is anyone reading this, for visiting The Void. It's much more appreciated than you may think, or than I make it seem.
So ends the statement of The Tater.
AND MUSS IS NOW DYSPHORIAC! BEOCH!
And I don't have crap to say except for The Void is back up and we are actually working on it again! I know it's amazing1 But The Tater and I have been extremely distracted lately for reasons we don't feel like discussing to the general public. But I know what you are thinking, holy shit! Yeah me too....Anyway.
On a more serious note..
Just so you have not been horrendously upset or disturbed lately I will tell you this, people are still dying. Yes they are, so worry no more. I really should write more since my friend The Tater has surpassed at supreme measures of length in this section we call the unknown. But oh well.
So I guess all I can say right now is a little tip:
Let the void consume your soul and you will remain forever happily in the this abyss which we call The Void
-Dysphoriac
The Tater declares the following:
Yes, we would appreciate that. Oh, and for those of you who groan at the sight of 'The Tater declares the following,' I am sorry but this is The Void, dammit. It may be endless with pretty much nothing in it, but that's what a void is! Dumbasses! I say, what kind of retarded person would expect more than such? Truly disgraceful. And just skip over my comments if they are too long for you. Go back to your SpongeBob books, you will find they are much easier to read, I'm sure. But we're post-5th grade reading level now. Big words! Yes yes. Which also means go to hell as far as I'm concerned!
So anyway, what do you have to say, Dysphoriac?
So ends the statement of The Tater.
6/29/05 The Tater declares the following:
Hello again, everybody! It has been quite awhile since The Void has encountered additional matter, but the wait has now ended due to the reactivation of our account. I still do not quite know exactly how I did it but it is of no matter. I do apologize for posting before allowing Dysphoriac the opportunity to respond, but he does not yet know of this revelation and I would very much like to let it be known. Therefore, I shall close here.
So ends the statement of The Tater.
7/07/05 Dysphoriac decides to write...
Hello my passionate, dedicated, loney, reject, filth ridden companions. It is time for me, Dysphoriac, to once more
contribute to this never ending worm hole of sorrow we call The Void. Though it's actually quite funny, thats not the
point! You shall learn to understand life the way we do and grow to earn knowledge that your present inferior minds, can
not even bare to think of! As of now you are becoming a member, so join us, because we're back, and things will change,
yes, things will change.
8/29/05 The Tater declares the following:
Things have not changed yet as I was never fully or in any partial way aware of the implication that Dysphoriac made previous to this. If he had some reason for saying that or an idea of exactly what 'changes' were to be made, I, perhaps like you, await the realization of them.