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Sara's Shitty Ass Website!</b>

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Fancy, eh?

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Anatomy of a Shitty Comic

Fancy, eh?

    Hi, I'm Sara and this is my website. Yeah, don't freak out, I can make a website just as good as you can, I just chose not to. I can't believe though, how it's just as hard to make a shitty website as it is a good one, although maybe if I weren't using notepad, I wouldn't have so much trouble. Why a site would look like this when it's not intentional is beyond me. Now that we got that out of the way, I'll lay a few things out for you. I am cool, even though it really doesn't look like it. I've gone through painstaking effort to figure out what I should think, what I should say, how I should look, what I should listen to, and who I should associate with. The result, my friends, is what you see before you now...

...Me!

Fancy, eh?

I have been a cartoon,
NO

a shitty ass craptoon,
BITCH

a Photoshop camwhore,
ALT TEXT

a 4-bit sprite,
BITCH!

Low-res raster art,
HERE

crapfully animated  ascii art,
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and even shitty HTML art.
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What will come next, No one knows.

ph34r my m4d 5k1llz!
You may have seen my other website, but that shit is whack. This is where it's at. I mean, shit, this right here looks like The Matrix! How much cooler can it get? I mean, except for The Crow. My other site isn't even half as blinky. Wake up fuckers! HAHAHa!1 I got totally jealous of the Awesome Website I made for HedKandie, So I'm going to make this one even awesomer! Check this shit out...

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w00t! That's pretty fukcing cool huh? Just like the movie! I even figured out how to make it move and everything (if you have IE, that is), I was not expecting that. My HTML coding sk!llz so just Pwn3d U!

For more l337n3ss and other cool shit, check out...
//T3h g33k p4g3:


The Cheat is in the house!
Ganked from LJ user: doomcomplex



I liek purple

I hate Times Roman
I'd really like to see what this website is supposed to look like.  It's like a floorplan for a mall.
Ain't no frames here bitch!
(no shit popping in new windows either)


Best viewed with
No link, you have IE you fuckhead.
because I'm lazy


Yeah, another one of these fucking things.

Okay, so being completely random isn't really all that funny. I'll try to remember that.

eMAIL:
Send me more fucking email you bastards!!1
Sure, go ahead and send shit to my spam account, but
if you am want to sent and email that I'm well get,
I think I know how to make a spam-proof link
So click on this to get My real email.
or just go get it off of my LJ info,
or AIM me at Sara teh wh0r3,
or leave a comment here,
or just sign my damn
gUESTBOOK
This triangle B
teh r0x0r!
w3rd!1

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