these fireworks are the best!!!
i draw stuff

correction...

blinky neon arrogance at it's finest.
 Man, 10 points for annoyance!

I like to draw. I'm also vain and arrogant. That's why I draw myself.
My favorite incarnation is cartoon mode. I was going to make a webcomic, but I am very lazy.
I like to wear too much makeup and too much black, and I do my best to portray that in my art.
Whatever I do I kick ass. Man, talk about Pwn4ge! Black lipstick and way too much eye make-up. If I was in fishnet, I'd be the gothest motherfucker around!

This is the one comic I made. It's okay I suppose. I might make a new scribbly comic style, then I'll be able to pump these things out.



    Since I like to make comics, I figured I'd have a better chance at getting some done if they were really poorly made. I've created a Shitty Comic journal for those who are interested in updates. My first one was a political cartoon about the war...See it here!. I've also made a new page explaining how I make these, since I seem to think you give a shit: Anatomy of a Shitty Comic
You can make this one bigger if you want to by clicking on it.



Yeah, I was a camwhore. I pride myself on my wh0r1shn3ss, even though I've had no sexual activity as of late.
It's kind of like how this guy is a whore, despite my assumptions of a lack of sexual escapades <3333334
These were even harder to make than the toons, and I ran out of ideas. Eventually I got bored and moved on.
God! What's with the Matrix shit?!?1 I'm such a poser! Got Rave?
I don't know why, but I've always liked this one, I think it's either the glasses or the perfectly circular tits. I don't know why this is here, it's pretty stupid. Even I'd never go outside like this I don't think.  Their are a lot more of these on my other website.


These are cheesy sprites. I drew them especially for this site. So use them as icons dammit!
Click the person's name for the LiveJournal, and the sprite image for the reference picture used.
If I am on your friends list and I know what you look like, you will probably have an icon here.
Me
These are all fucking awesome. I can't stop impressing myself.
hedkandie
Either they look mean or caveman-like. Jacinta will look mean,
thejollygreen
Sean's a d00d. Dudes are easy to draw.
cinnagirl
I dunno, I guess she probably looks like this. Liek omgwtf?!!?!11!!1
mllelilly
Lilly is such a weirdo, I mean look at her...geez!
bel0ved
I feel really bad...she looks more like Michael Jackson than Charlotte.
oh_heartbreak
I love this one, Cat is cute as hell in whatever form she takes.
darkmessiah9
Best likeness award! At least I think it looks just like her.
aliceisdead
Half Ashlee, half that chick that was on Melrose Place.
fatal_femme
I'm hoping to see this image on facethejury.com soon! Linked photo courtesy of Cinnagirl.
goddesshellcat
She looks kind of like the black cat from Spiderman...which is cool...but those are glasses.
THIS SPACE
FOR RENT
They used to be ordered by the subject's interest in me, which is determined by LJ comments,
But Gmail fucked that all up for me, so now it's just a guess.
No I will not make you one.
No I won't make you're friend one.
Be my friend* and then we'll talk.
*Not intended to sound like a pathetic 2nd grader


This is my PC. Sort of. This is where all of you people live.
The left image is where the pixelated version of me came from.
Clever you, this is a link. Enjoy your new wallpaper! How'bout *you* come up with something clever for here bitch!



I hAVEN'T MADE ONE OF THESE OF ME YET, (oops, sorry) but I should.
Here's me in all my low tech animated ascii glory! Oh yeah!11:

As you can see, I'm having trouble walking in those heels.

Also...Inspired by the ascii-tastic goodness of .gifs such as:
the ROFL COPTER and LOLLERSKATES,
I made my very own net-savvy acronym based animated ascii .gif:
PIERRE THE PARISIAN PUSSYCAT!!!
hell yeah, you know you're in complete awe!
Man, look at that smoke. I impress myself!


I didn't draw this, but I wish I had.
Miss Narco (darkmessiah9) has bestowed upon me,
the fine gift of an uber-badass stylized portrait.
This is the coolest thing ever, I'm telling you
She r0x0rz.


I haven't really been HTML art, I just made that now. It's pretty embarrassing if you ask me.



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