Yay 4 Emoticonz!!1 :D

 Okay, this is personal. I see a lot of you people just typing away, sticking whatever the fuck you want into your cute little messages and journal entries, and sure, that's all fine and dandy, but if it's something that I have to look at, I need to set up some guidelines.

 First off. You don't need a big ass fucking nose. You need never use an o, O, or 0 in any emoticon, unless it's a mouth, like this:
some dude: Umm, yeah, I dunno, but it's spread to my balls now.
dude's girlfriend: :o
some dude: :D
 :D is okay, since D is the mouth. :oD is gay, as would be :-D since that one never needs a nose. :-) is borderline for me, however, I've recently learned that it is the original emoticon, so, go ahead with that one, but :-/ is perfectly fine, especially since :/ is hard to recognize as an emoticon. http:-// is not at all acceptable, since it makes no fucking sense. I'm not a big fan of noses in general I guess and only tolerate the hyphen...and only when it's appropriate.

 Okay, the other thing that annoys the living shit out of me is the lame ass graphical emoticon smileys. Who was the first retard to think this would be a cute idea?
 As a general rule, if you're talking to me, I STRONGLY INSIST that you disable your graphical smileys, because when I say this:
Sara teh wh0r3: haha, Pwn3d!!1  :P
 I don't fucking mean this:
Sara teh wh0r3: haha, Pwn3d!!1  :P
 I'll even tell you how to turn them off if you ask. I'm serious, this is a big deal!
 And for Chist's sake, don't even start with the non-standard smileys. I can't, and don't want to fucking see them.
retarded friend: $&)
Sara teh wh0r3: wtf is that?
retarded friend: a monkey wearing a top hat
--- Sara teh wh0r3 has logged off ---

 The smiley icons in LiveJournal are fine since they're not actually emoticons. Plus, they're not homosexual.
I AM teh r0x0r!!1      
[info]pixelslut
2004-03-05 12:21 (link)
Don't deny it bitches!

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 Some emoticons and other chat-specific symbols and terminology are just so stupid, that the use of them in a mocking fashion is amusing. If I believe this to be the case, I will let it slide.

 I'm not sure what I think about those anime things, like this: ^_^  They're almost cute, but I know I should hate them.

 I'll probably add to this as I think of things.


 Okay, lets re-cap:
Good -   :D   :)   :P   XD   =]   :-/   :*(   :-|

OK   -   ;-)   ;)   :/   :)   \m/   ^5

Gay  -   :O)   ;o)   :OD   :-D   8-D   Bo)   B)   ^_^   -_^

WTF? -   http:-//   C:-\   C:o>   <:-/font>   LOAD "GAME",8-),1

Honorable Mention - :-)

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