really cool
Graphics!
photo manipulation


I like Photoshop almost as much as I like Google. Aside from actual useful functions, Photoshop helps me express my randomness visually via stupid photo-manipulations.
Here are some examples of my awesomeness:
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Imagine the state of the world had this been the scene at the wedding at Canaan
Comments in this thread caused me to make this lovely piece of art (as well as the following one), and I'm quite proud of it, since I wasn't sure I could get it across right,
it was a bizarre scenario.
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Sean is a totally wacky, crazy-cool guy stuck in a normal guy's body.  Normal but tall as fuck.
This one of Sean was too obvious at first, but after careful consideration, I realized I had a few wacky ideas. This is Lilly's first, and hopefully not last, appearance.
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fukcign \m/ man!!!!11
This was my first offering. Ms. Kandie and I co-moderate the Gothic Retards* community over on LiveJournal, and I felt she needed a makeover to better fit in.
* The color of this link is 666666 is that the best or what?
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PWN4G3 AT ITS BESTEST!!1
This is a piece I made to post in the we_0wn_j00 community.
There is a larger version if you care to read any of the details.
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\m/(>_<)\m/
This is my friend J.P.'s band Down to Zero.
For no particular reason, I decided to put them in various settings.
It just gets wackier and wackier. Just click the following link.
MOAR   PIKCHUREZ!!1


This is my (LiveJournal) friend Nadja. She's popular and stuff, and talks to me sometimes.
Some moron sent her the following retarded email and I couldn't help myself.
"this site sucks u just want attention i cock sucker"
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This d00d is teh make-out GAWD!!!  I mean, damn, check it out!
This is misblackvelvets, a friend of Emily's (she's a model, liekomg!).
I helped out in improving the original picture, I'm sure they'll both be thrilled!
Haha, I got in trouble for posting this :P
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This d00d is teh make-out GAWD!!!  I mean, damn, check it out!
Another photo of Sean that needed absolutely no Photoshop work to be embarrassing, but I do what I can to make dreams come true.
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I don't like this picture. I love this pose, it's so glamorous.
These were both for that shitty website I made. They're not that exciting, but their they're photomanips,so here you go.
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Prepare to be vaporized...or run over.
Here's another. I couldn't fit three up there so I put it down here. It's tha KandieBot v-1.0
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Don't I wish
This one sort of explains itself.
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I don't know enough about him to hate him, but I'm sure I would if I did
For some reason, I was looking for a funny picture or caricature of Rush Limbaugh.
I couldn't find a good one, so I made my pwn own.
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This is one I would have submitted to SomethingAwful.com for their postcard theme, but I didn't want to pay to join their forum.
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watch out for teh cock

ooooh!  aaaaah!
This one is actually good. It could almost be considered real art. I'm not sure why it's here. It's a deep and meaningful introspective analysis of society in a global sense. That means that I think shit is all fucked up. How fucking profound!
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Whoever made this either needs to get a trophy, or a bullet in the face.

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