The Adventures of


Captain Panic and Stealth Monkey are partners in the world of crime fighting. Captain Panic himself is an honors graduate from the University of Warlords, Heroes and Other Really Elite Specialists (UWHORES) with a degree in criminal beat-downs. Although having scored perfect in classes dealing with strength, agility, athleticism and general nice-guyness, he was often seen struggling in Blood & Guts 101, as well as Not Wetting Your Pants classes.

Stealth Monkey is simply an extraordinarily sneaky monkey with a cape.

Cartoon - Episode 1 - Life's a Beach
Cartoon - Episode 2 - Chops McBurns Gets Taken by a Chimp
Cartoon - Episode 3 - Shops and Robbers
Story - Episode 4 - Arson and Spongecake
Story - Episode 5 - Schooling McBurns
Story - Episode 6 - When Your Socks Don't Match Your Tie
Story - Episode 7 - The Back-Up Plan Should Never Be Ignored
Story - Episode 8 - Laundromat Wooden Clothing Replacement Scam (Temporarily removed due to suckiness)


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