I figure calling you "motherfucker" will get you to do it. But since geocities is so fucking lame with their pic hosting, you will have to save the file and upload yourself to link it.
Ever wonder what you'd look like in Lego form? Check it out here!
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If anyone knows a location where I could obtain a shirt like this, please, let me know and you will be handsomely rewarded!
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RALPH says, "This site is 733t!"
That's right, translation, "This site is teet!"
Thank you RALPH, you're 733t too!
Reservoir Duck says, "Everyone who hasn't yet visited Soc website should do it NOW. It is really really funny."
Thanks duck, I'm glad I could put a smile on at least one person's face!
BibFortuna, being the talented artist he is, made a comic and called it The Adventures of Clan RoastBF. The term 'clan' is used extremely loosely. So check that out and thank the awesome BibFortuna!
Why haven't there been any more cartoons or updates as of late you ask? Because there's nothing to update about and I'm working on a big cartoon which probably won't be finished and I'll give up before not even finishing the first scene. BUT I'm thinking "maybe text isn't the way to go for this one, maybe I should have actual voices!" So if I get past the first scene, I'll animate it so that their mouths move like they were speaking their lines to leave them open for voices later. I'm a dumbass.
The above mentioned has been canceled, except for the dumbass part, that still stands. I didn't even get past the first scene again.
Our own Dillinger has a website with his friend called Jeff Goldblum is Watching You Poop. And it was featured on some Brit show, or some crap like that and it's more popular than ever! So go there, print pictures and put them in bathrooms. I guess that's it, or something.
I made a cartoon about it that can be viewed here.
As you may or may not notice, we have titles. Those enclosed in ** are temporary given by myself and if those who want their own should stop being so fucking lazy and email me their title!
Last Updated By Hank because friends dont let friends update drunk
The Next Last Update by HellsLegion because I made a kick ass sandwitch
HOLY SHIT I'm drunker than IO've ever beena nd uopdating this page!!! Who is fdrunki toy waask? ME!!! SOCRATES JOHNSON!!! holy shit. I tried to get to mikes marauserds p[aager ubut it was down adndammittl. I was gonnes pit up a picture of m ea abd dillinger on a chandelier on ambush combar map. it was hilariuos~~~!!!! THANK YOU CANNON FODDER FPR mAKING IT HAPPEN!!!! he urles/. I shoul d hetitpo sleep, it's 3am. ogh well, first dillinger left me, hjen bl0ck, now I;m all alont. WTF!!?!?!?! I wamt s tmatm tpa.k to you!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SSHA DODQ!!!!!!! SSEEE YOU!!! uodatwe yeseryeday sop if i;'s tuesday, tha tmeans, an upodat was moday.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Holy shit I'm drunker than I've ever been and updating this page!!! Who is drunk you ask? Me!!! Socrates Johnson!!! Holy shit. I tried to get to Mike's Marauders!! page but it was down dammit. I was going to put up a picture of me and Dillinger on a chandelier on ambush combat map. It was hilarious!!!! Thank you Cannon Fodder for making it happen!!!! He rules. I should get to sleep, it's 3AM. Oh well, first Dillinger left me, then bl0ck, now I'm all alone. WTF!!?!?!?! I want to talk to you!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DoD!!!!!!! See you!!! Updated yesterday so if it's Tuesday, that means an update was Monday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, what amazes me is that I was able to log in, open the editor and type that in with proper code. WTF was I thinking?
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