The things Socrates Johnson hates!
Socrates: "Sometimes I think I hate too much."
Socrates: "YOU HAVE A MOTHER FUCKING PISTOL NOW!!! USE IT ASSHOLE!!!"
1. Konka TVs
2. Douche Bags (i.e. Jon Olson)
3. Cheaters
4. Spawn TKs
5. People That Do Not Apologize When They TK
6. Western Digital Hard Drives
7. Pheonix Internet Technologies (my ISP) And Also 56k Connections
8. cl_flushentitypacket
9. Spawn Campers
10. The Times I Run Out Of Sundrop
11. When my Mouse Stops Working When Playing DoD, Makes Me Want To Bash The Fuck Out Of It! *edit: thanks for the new mouse Blue! [S!]!!*
12. The Fact That I Don't Have A Job And That I'm Too Lazy To Get One To Upgrade My Internet To Get Rid Of Two Of My Hates
13. Being Unclean
14. When My Mom Asks, "Are you ok?" When It Is Quite Obvious That I AM!
15. Grants Scotch (asshole in a bottle right there, but I drink it anyway)
16. Hearing The Sound Of The Rocket Being Fired, Getting Killed And Seeing The Rocket Did Not Make It Off Even Though There Is A Puff Of Smoke
17. Having A Publishing Company Reject Your Manuscript
18. When The Phone Rings While I'm Sleeping And It's The God Damn Newspaper Trying To Get Me To Agree To A Free Two Week Subscription When All They Will Do Is Screw Me In The End
19. Malted Milk Balls
20. Blue Bunny Sundae Cones
21. Hank Scorpio for not sending me the list of his hates
22. Pluto for not sending me a list of his hates
23. spud for not having enough hates
24. Getting killed by a walking, undeployed machine gun at quite a ways away. YOU HAVE A MOTHER FUCKING PISTOL NOW!!! USE IT YOU ASSHOLE!!!
25. Microsoft for making shitty mice
26. The Nanman Campaign on Dynasty Warriors 4. It's too fucking hard
27. That stupid fucking yahoo/geocities window that opens up on EVERY FUCKING GEOCITIES PAGE! That is the fucking stupidest concept in internet history. I'd prefer a fucking popup since that's easily closeable, but no! These bastards have to have it ON THE PAGE and you must hit the X on it TWICE!!!
28. That fucking oven mit on the Arby's commercials.
More to come as I think of it!
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