You're probably thinking, "What kind of rules do these idiots abide by?" Well I will tell you.
1. Have fun! Yeah, sounds like a stupid rule, but if a rule was "do not have fun" and you were having fun, then you'd be breaking a rule and that would not be good for those that like to follow rules.
2. You do not always need to have fun! Yeah, see if you weren't having fun while playing, you'd be breaking rule number one, but with this one in play, it's ok to not have fun when playing. I'm a genius, I covered BOTH bases!
3. Goof off! What I mean by this is if you see an idle player, jump on their head or run around them flicking the flashlight on and off and doing other stupid crap, as long as it doesn't disrupt the play of the game, by that I mean don't be jumping on someone in the heat of a battle or block doorways or TK intentionally (unless someone says it's ok like, "Hey, can I kill you?" and they say, "sure, but wait til we are in spawn," then it's ok but it could still be up to admins.
4. Don't be a dick! Alright, no one likes a dick right? Respect the other players and don't be an offensive ass. (damn serious rule!)
5. Eat an Arbys roast beef sandwich at least once a year! Yeah, since Arbys isn't all that close to me, I can barely get there once a month if I do so at all. So once a year is a must!
6. Take hilarious screen shots. Default key is f5.
7. Do not use taunts! Taunting is fucking stupid. Don't kill someone and say like, "You have just been killed by THE KILLER!!!!!!!!!!" Because that is fucking stupid and no one likes that, no one but the stupid jackass that does it. Saying "boom" or something when there is a massive grenade kill is OK, but still not all that great and could piss someone off.
8. Do not be a cocky bastard. This applies with number 7. Don't say, "I win!" at the end of a match it you're on top or any shit like that. Don't be like, "I'm going on the other team because you guys suck" because like the son of a bitch that taunts, no one likes that.
9. Do not join the team with the most players! Keep the teams even. If you join a game in progress and the teams are 11 to 10, join the team with 10 players and not 11. Or better yet hit auto assign. In fact, I encourage auto assign whenever you start a new map since there will always be a lag time between everyone loading and what not and usually it takes a while to set things straight. If you're put on the side you don't want to be on, then wait for someone to leave the other team and join or politely ask someone to switch with you. Lately I've seen the teams be uneven so much I'm getting fucking sick of it. If you auto assign into a team and it ends up having the most, I do not feel obligated to join the other team because I made the right decision, let one of the other assholes that deliberatly unevened the teams figure it out.
10. Number 9 was a long ass rule and I apologize.
11. There are no more rules.
There you have it, half assed guidelines to follow by! So have fun! But you don't have to!
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