| An Attempt on my Life |
| Heres a funny one: |
| God, a runescape player, decides to attack me. I was in the farm area north of Port Sarhim. So, Im killing chickens for my next dungeons visit, when I got attacked. I started going walking around in circles hoping he would lose intrest. Of course, the person on the top PK list must have quite a bit of patience. Then, I made for Faldor, towrads the north gate. There are 2 gaurds there, and sometimes a white knight, so I felt pretty safe. When God was battling a gaurd, I tried to make a getaway |
| Of course he follows, so I end up back at the north gate. There, a crowd is starting to gather. I also find JAk56, who helps me out a bit. |
| Eventually, with the help from a few members of the crowd, God kills all the gaurds (or keeps them busy) and attacks me |
| I exit the fight with God, and while God is busy fighting, I make a clean getaway. |
| Too bad God, you didnt get to kill me. |
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