will you be my one and only?
an entire page devoted to people that i'd like to have sex with
October 11, 2003--note: this entire page needs updating so very very badly, but i just don't have the energy. bear with me, baby...�
this page is seriously devoted to people that i respect, admire, and want to see naked.� you'll notice that very few of them (if any) are people that i actually know.� god help me if i actually met some of them.� i'd either go to prison for molestation, or you'd never see me again because i'd end up pregnant and married (and probably in that order).� some of them are rock stars, there's the occasional movie star; hell, i can name a few models that i'd like to kidnap.� that's not to mention the 17-year-olds who i can't post on here (yet!).� so enjoy.� or laugh.� or play with yourself.� whatever.
this is the band cold. if you haven't quite figured it out yet, i love them. more than life itself; however, i don't want to see them naked
tairrie b. my ruin. not only a true statement, but also the name of her band. i love this picture because it's got the whole "oops, i did it again" thing without being britney (pardon me while i dry heave). and she bears a definite bettie page resemblance, and bettie page is a GODDESS. anyone who disagrees shall be executed on sight.
his name is tyler labine. i've had a girl-boy thing for him since i was in like middle school and he was on a really bad tv show. he resembles the boy who was kind enough to get me pregnant (except that i now prefer tyler, for obvious reasons). so if you run into somebody who looks like this, please kick him in the throat. he probably earned it. and keep him away from any female you know, lest you want them to be impregnated and inevitably rejected.
welcome to my neuroses.� tell me i'm pretty.
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