Stupid Things I Think About

part 1

links that suit my mood (and the page) 

dating advice that doesn't make me wanna vomit. my personal favorite is the section on dating an emotional cripple.
little dolls acting out scenes from crappy dating scenarios

yucky love stuff

don'ts for the men in our lives. i have actually sent this to people i was interested in seeing naked.
how bad are you? i managed a 38 out of 45; i'm officially going to hell.
thinking like a man: not just a theory, it's my way of life

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you know you want me...
my deadjournal:  the thing you've been reading in the meantime...
this month's topic...

       being one of those horrible vegetarian people

       managing to eat at just about anyone's house (or restaurant for that matter)

people, places, and things that i adore
makeup tips that would make Martha Stewart cry like a little bitch

       and things you'll need to maintain your rock-and-roll lifestyle
people who i want to have sex with. why lie about it?

a little somethings for all the single folks... (you are here)

       the perils of internet dating (coming soon)

the first step to the worship of me

       am i pretty on the inside?
my better half, my partner in crime
the survival series--living out of your bookbag

       part one:  getting through the day

       part two:  surviving at a show

       part three:  minding the monsters

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