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In a scene nearly more underground than the undergound scene, celebrities exhaust their gripping abilities in an attempt to prove that their thumbs are more competitively gifted than all the rest.

The All-Time Classic Celebrity Thumbwrestling Matches

1. Tonya Harding vs. Nancy Kerrigan: The Ultimate Cat Fight.

After all the hoopla surrounding the Olympics, and the swelling in Nancy's knee died down there was only one thing left to do, decide once and for all who was the better ice skater through an intense thumbwrestling match. April 8th, 1994 will forever go down in history not as the day Kurt Cobain put a bullet in his head, but as the date of the most exciting celebrity thumbwrestling match of all time.

Because of the wishes of both wrestlers the match was performed while the wrestlers were standing on an ice rink. The match began with Kerrigan attempting to get even by kicking Harding in the knee with her skate, and simultaneously attempting a snake in the grass. The move failed, and Harding's hit man-ex-boyfriend could not handle his anger, and charged the ice, charging Kerrigan with his crobar. Mass chaos ensued, and somehow through all the mess Harding pinned Kerrigan, and won the match, once and for all putting to rest all the argumentation over who was the better skater.

2. Bono vs. The Pope

In one of the least competitive celebrity thumbwrestling matches of all-time Bono tried to allow the Pope, who was more wasted than all that money I spent on my Judge Ito pog collection, to pin him. Nevertheless,John Paul's extremely atrophied thumb muscles became to obvious to hide and Bono quickly covered his attempt to throw the match by pinning him. Good catholics everywhere rioted in the street after the "good rocker" so rudely defeated their intermediary to God. Bono was later quoted as saying, "I was just trying to move up the ranks of celebrity thumbwrestling," an understandable explanation in the opinion of this journalist.

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