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Well, what a week! Been quite pleasant especially for those who support the Underdogs! I of course speak with reference to the World Cup. If you don't see what the big deal is about the World Cup then I regret to inform you that you are urgently in need of a life IMMEDIATELY. I do not mean as soon as possible -- I mean IMMEDIATELY. Naturally as soon as I show up at work one IE window is devoted to Soccer Net and another to The Official FIFA Site

And being a reasonable man who knows that somehow or the other his staff are going to watch the games, regardless of work hours, the boss of the establishment I consult for has availed a television for all the action. I tell you life does not get much better!

Limiting my wagers to the semis alone, I wagered that Brazil would see England to the British Airways boarding ramp against my boy Dennis and as soon as England scored friend Dennis very confidently raised the betting amount. I conceded with confidence. Well, we all know who pipped who there, didn't we? DENNIS YOU OWE ME MONEY! And then of course there was the Korea-Spain match. I am the only dude who was banking on Korea and I tell you I was the smallest of minorities. As a matter of fact I suspect that besides the Korean Embassy I was the only dude in this country backing the Koreans! Well, after that save from the goalie I watched strained grimaces appear on the countenances of hapless backers of Spain. Ah, what a world cup!

Can you relate? Sample this. You are very well acquainted with a dear friend. However, of late, anything you say or do or fail to say or fail to do is wrong. If you say hello there is fracas because you didn't say it early enough. If you don't say hello Jah save your sorry soul! Basically whatever you do is wrong. This situation is stressing my already strained sanity!

To George, Christine and other like minded garden gnomes and village maidens who cannot understand simple instructions such as if you don't like the site close the window and go mow a lawn with your teeth and a rubber band this is exclusively for you...

A doctor at Mathare Metal Hospital decided to take his patients to a football game at Nyayo stadium. Gor Mahia were playing against AFC leopards and he wanted them to enjoy the game.

For weeks in advance, he tirelessly coached his patients to respond to his commands, conditioning them to listen to his instructions before they dud anything.

When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the National Anthem started.......the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts" And the patients complied by standing up.

After the anthem ...he yelled, "Down Nuts". And they all sat back down in their seats.

After a a Gor Mahia player curled a ball into the net, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts".

They all broke out into applause and cheered.

When the referee failed to award a penalty after a Gor Mahia player was felled in the penalty square , the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts!!!" and they all started booing and cat calling.

Thinking things were going very well. The doctor decided to go get a soda to drink, leaving his assistant, a junior doctor in charge of the patients.

When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Everyone was fighting and yelling and throwing stones and chairs. Finding his assistant, the doctor asked,"I say, Jimmy, what in the world happened? "

The assistant replied soberly, "Well, everything was going just fine till a sweet vendor passed by and yelled PEANUTS!"

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

June 21: Start of the Tusker Safari Sevens!
June 22: Continuation of the Tusker Safari Sevens
June 23: End of the Tusker Safari Sevens
June 24: Recovery from the Tusker Safari Sevens
June 25: On to new development projects ;-)
June 29: Boy of mine wants me to be a best man at his wedding. I think this is a bad idea!

I have a constitutional right to give My own shout-outs to whoever I please!

Beatrice: Manu thanks for the correspondence and the submission!
RIP: How are you doing sir! Long time no hear! Will be in touch!
Allan: Even if you are abroad remember in Kenya we will still call you Kinuthia!
George: You, sir, are a first class mountain goat. I mean that from the bottom of my heart. If you want images and Flash get yer own bloody site!
Laura: Am getting old and grey chilling for you and your correspondence.
Aida: Whichever hole you're hiding in you'd better show up quick smart!
Boy Gutu: About as useful as powdered water! Ushindwe wewe!
Pato: Rumours have it that despite your graduating some time back you are still a regular and familiar sight at Box!