Carefully and thoughtfully written by Juan Fish Kennedy
don't laugh...it's his real name

 

Rod, your chin was so big and thin
Which we will miss, cause it looked like a bin ???
For years I wondered What Emu had done
To deserve your hand up his bum
Until I realised he wasn't real
And he couldn't feel
The penetrating fist up his hole (Which Clarence fell down)
We'll all miss you, Rod,
Your funkin' hairdo,
It looked like poo,
But it was cool anyway.
Goodbye, Rod
Goodbye, Emu
There's somebody at the door!
(That's how he got distracted and fell off the roof)