| Bob's Home Page. |
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| What Women Think Men Are Like |
| Floor Tiles |
| If you lay them right the first time,you can walk all over them for years. |
| Bank Accounts |
| Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. |
| Blenders |
| You need one, but you're not sure why. |
| Commercials |
| You can't believe a word they say. |
| Computers |
| Hard to figure out and never have enough memory |
| Copiers |
| You need them for reproduction, but thats about it |
| Tired of Male Bashing Jokes? |
| Why do women have smaller feet than men? It allows them to stand nearer to the kitchen sink. |
| How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she begins her sentence with " A man once told me" |
| How do you fix a womans watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven |
| If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first?. The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. |
| I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was Always |
| I haven't spoken to my wife for over 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. |
| Our last fight was my fault. My wife asked me " Whats on the TV ? I said "Dust" |
| My Wife asked me "If you won the Lottery, would you still love me ? I replied of course dear but I would miss you. |
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| Idiots At Work |
| A person called the local town hall to request the removal of Deer Crossing sign on the road. The reason: too many deer were being hit by cars and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. |
| At the Airport when checking in an airport employee asked " Has anyone put anything in your luggage without your knowledge" ? To which came the reply "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" The employee smiled and nodded, "Thats why we ask". |
| I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched. |
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