| Bob's Home Page |
| Number Five |
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| So You Have Come For More.Well Here It Is. |
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| More Advice for Women |
| Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. |
| Go for the younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway |
| Men are all the same- they just have different faces,so that you can tell them apart. |
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| Advice For Men |
| Tell a Woman:- |
| Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, leave it that way. |
| If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. |
| Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. |
| A headache thats lasts months is a problem. See a Doctor |
| Never let your man's mind wander-it's too little to be out alone. |
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| George Now 58 years old Looking good after 34 years married to Viv |
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| Tyler. Possibly the youngest Chat Pal of all. Grandson of George and Viv. All boxed in |
| More Chat Pals |
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| Bob Hard at Work as Usual |
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| Is this a Canadian Snow Plough |
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| More Jokes (pending more photos) |
| The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade - in value. |
| If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for ? |
| At a cocktail party,one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? The other woman replied, yes I am, I married the wrong man. |
| Just think. if it weren't for marriage, men would go though life thinking they had no faults. |
| Young son: Is it true dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad that happens in every country, son. |
| A little boy askes his father, Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? The father replied I don't know Son, I'm still paying. |
| Why is the man who invests all your money called a Broker ? |