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| Poets Corner by Maureen Condron |
| Time |
| Time seems to tick away so fast |
| Shortening the future and lengthening the past |
| Time heals our wounds and softens our sorrows |
| And gives us faith in our tomorrows |
| Time speeds along when we are gay |
| And slowly drags on an unhappy day |
| We often wish we had more time |
| And when we feel this it's quite a good sign |
| That we're filling each moment, not wasting a minute |
| For time is precious and should be treasured to its limit |
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| Is It True What they Say About Blondes ? |
| That she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. |
| That she thought General Motors was in the army. |
| That she tripped over a cordless phone. |
| That she thought Boyz II Men was a day care centre. |
| That she studied for a blood test. |
| That if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. |
| That she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. |
| That she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate" |
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| Newspaper Headlines. |
| Stolen Painting found by Tree. |
| Couple Slain. Police Suspect Homicide. |
| Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half. |
| Typhoon Rips through Cemetery: Hundreds Dead. |
| Juvenile Court to Try shooting Defendant. |
| Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case. |
| Panda Mating Fails: Veterinarian Takes Over. |
| Miners Refuse to Work After Death. |
| Two Sisters reunited after 18 years in Checkout Counter. |
| If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It may Last a While. |
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| Everyday I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. |
| For Your Information |
| I don't approve of political jokes.. I've seen to many of them get elected. |
| If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular ? |
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