This is the Hellhole, Officially known as Oakwood Park Grammar School. Nobody knows of the hideous alien experiments that go on inside (well how else can you explain Stephenson and BN!!), except those who have to put up with it.
The Hellhole in all its erm...glory?
Here is proof of the alien experiments, RE teacher Clements in his true form! Wait until you see (and smell) the language teachers! Thankfully I dont have to attend anymore, but two people who do are the teachers who made the front page of the Sun. Read the story here: