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The Pub Massive:
Helen
Gorgeous, bubbly, ferny and a great mate. Damn good at karaoke too. One day I will live down the rumours that im only friends with her because I want to shag her. I love u babe, see u soon.

Annie
A Great friend who knows one hell of a lot about films, dont ever question her knowledge of 'The Matrix' and if you borrow a video remember to return it with the flap facing outwards. Known Annie for just over a year and shes a really great mate, once u get past the temper. (Just kiddin, dont hurt me please!)

Kayleigh
Quiet and at times worryingly disturbed girl who seems to be well on the road to happiness now shes finally got it on with Ant. She'll stay quiet for ages but then pull out a punchline you weren't expecting.

Corky
Another mental film fan. Was once the reason for three of us running around Mote Park at night in only our underwear. Always poor so keep your cigarettes well out of reach.

Aloysius (aka Drunken Ally)
The name says it all, its very rare to find Ally sober, but when you do hes even more scary than he is when he is drunk. Usually poor aswell but does work for Sainsbury's so what do you expect. Seems to have solved his questionable sexuality by landing a girlfriend, Sam.

Alan
When hes not chonging on a fat bifta hes down the pub knocking back some beers after earning himself tons of money during the day in London. Great guy who has the best house parties (well, they were good until I passed out)

Ant
Always seems to be the the one who comes up with the random catchphrases ("Elo Kim!") and was rich for a brief period of time. Now hes just a regular skint guy like the rest of us.

Toby
Turning worryingly trendy on me, but hey he's still great.

Matt
Another quiet guy but always comes up with fun things to do while bored, not adverse to the occaisional herbal cigarette either.

Ashley
The guy with the wheels. Always bragging about how his car is better than mine, and hes right, but I dont like to admit it. Still could kick your ass off the lights anywhere.

Kayley P
Shes great fun, bubbly and a really good listener. Demon on the Karaoke too. But stay off the coke, its not good for you.

Phat Phil
Despite living in Chatham he manages to maintain his grungy image. A good laugh, but dont go giving out phone numbers again you retard. See links for his website

The Hardcore Bonging Crew:
Mark
This guy knows more about drugs than is probably healthy. The type of guy that when a drugs guidance group comes to the school, he gives them a lecture! Still a top bloke, introduced me to 'the ways of the weed' practically saved me from insanity actually. See links for his website.

Dan
Dont be afraid of those huge side burns, they are just their to cover up the genius that he actually is. This guy could kick Mensa's arse if he werent busy rolling a king-chilla.

Stagg
Crazy Crazy bloke, does far too much weed and has the permanantly stoned facial expression that all hardcore bongers seem to develop. See links for his website.

The Former Oakwood Posse
Alf
Sci-Fi Author guy. Knows far to much about Sci-Fi to be healthy but not a geek by far (see Woolmer). Was writing his own Book, but i dunno what the progress is now he's stuck at Uni.

Chris
Was my best mate for years, and introduced me to clubbing. Ironically is he was pulling all the girls and is now gay/bi/unsure/greedy. Best of luck with John/whichever chick you're after at the mo btw.

Sam (Burrows McGraw)
Also know as "The Man With The Iron Liver". Drinks way to much to be healthy but is also accustomed with the finer things in life, like fine ales and a fat bong.

Ryan (Baldie)
The one person who helped me survive French with his insane song writing capabilities. Actually that was English too, and German, and Chemistry....

Ravi
Despite spending his entire life smelling like a toilet after a sumo wrestler had a dump, Ravi is actually a cool guy, and the inspiration behind my internet nickname. Also accustomed to the finer things in life, but still cant handle his beer.

Woolmer
You can hear this guy coming a mile off, its the shackles on his wallet that make the noise. Luckily hes a driver because it gives him an excuse to stay away from the beer without admitting hes a lightweight.



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