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Here is a breif guide to some of the beers available in the UK.

Beer Name: Stella Artois
Other Names: Stella, Paul Weller, Uri Gellar, Wife Beater
Taste: A strong taste which for the discerning palette is wonderful and refreshing. However those unaccustomed to beer will find it too strong and dislike the taste.
Score: *****

Beer Name: Budweiser
Other Names: Bud, Bud-Weis-Er, Frog Piss
Taste: Tastes like the beer has been heavily watered down, very soothing beer, good if you are on a night out and your stomach is feeling gaseous. However the so-called "King of Beers" is nothing but yank piss water.
Score: **

Beer Name: Kronenbourg 1664
Other Names: Krony, 1664, 64
Taste: Another strong beer which only fails in the aftertaste. Highly refreshing but with a nasty kick as you finish the glass. Comes close to Stella but is let down by a small problem in the brewing process.
Score: ****

Beer Name: Fosters
Other Names: Amber (after amber nectar), Urine
Taste: Well amber it may be but it is only just classed as beer. Fosters has a very lightweight taste, good for those just starting out drinking or for women. It is refreshing but I suspect this is more due to a high water content rather than the quality of the beer.
Score: **

Beer Name: Amstel
Other Names: Ammy
Taste: Only tasted this once, while in France. It has a taste simalar to Fosters but is far stronger. Refreshing with a smooth taste. With a simalar amber colour to Fosters. Good but not worth travelling to France and dealing with those garlic eating poofs for.
Score: ***

Beer Name: Grolsch
Other Names: Grrollssch (Dutch Accent)
Taste: mild, refreshing and with a pleasant aftertaste
Score: ****

Beer Name: Heineken
Other Names: "Oh god is that all you have?"
Taste: Foul, simple as that. its harsh, its dry and its not very alcoholic. avoid at all costs. Export is marginally better.
Score: *


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