Message From Joseph ~ December 31, 2001
Hey droids! The new year is amost upon us, and we all know what that means!! The world is going to end!! Well, if it doesn't, you can look forward to yet another great year from us. If the world does end, then see you all in hell! We'll have a hell of time down there! Take It Easy!
Message From Joseph ~ December 29, 2001
Hey everyone! I just spent about 10 hours on this site! ALL of the lyrics in the cover section work, I posted my bio, added a question and answer section, approved posts in the guestbook, linked many pages together, AND THEM SOME!!! Yes, I am doing my best to get this site 100% done!! All of the droids have been very understanding, as they realize this is a one man project and I don't have all the time in the world. Thanks to all the droids who keep coming back to check the updates. Overall, the site is a lot more managable than in the past. I still have a lot of work, but thought I should add a new post for all your guys!
So, R2 hasn't written anything for a while. We hope you all had a great X-Mas, or whatever you celebrate. We also hope that you enjoy all the hard work I've put into this site! Email me with feedback, and yes, I HAVE posted our email address on the site. Take It Easy!
Message From al-X ~ December 19, 2001
I used to watch after this dog. It was old, but nice. It's turds didn't come out in those long thick pieces I like, but in little chunks I called "kibbles." Today I experienced said kibbles. They weren't that rich black I would've hoped for, but more a light brown. Oh well. I still felt complete after a barrage of poopy asteroids exploded from my anus. Anyway, Let The Bodies Hit The Floor--best song ever.
Message From Joseph ~ December 18, 2001
Hey everyone. Thanks to everyone who sent us birthday cards. Alex and I both appreciate the gifts and cards. There was a slight problem with the gifts though. Our maniger won't let us open any of them until they have been tested for anthrax. SO, if you don't hear from us, we apologize now. Eventually, we will get your gift. This was done in response to the many emails of hurt fans asking why we didn't respond to their packages. We have no reason to believe that any of you would send us anthrax, but we are forced to take actions. Once again, thanks and don't be hurt if you don't hear from us.
On another note, R2 is GREAT! We are recording again and it sounds better than ever. The sound is a lot more punkier than most fans will be used to, but don't worry! It's still very metal oriented! Also, the site is still growing. Check out the lyrics sections to get a listing of all the covers we play live, most of which have lyrics. Take It Easy!
Message From Joseph ~ December 4, 2001
Hey everybody. We tried doing a three person band, and I just couldn't get the hang of it. We did manage to get a GREAT version of Let The Bodies Hit the Floor, but we didn't get the rights to publish our version. Thus, it will remain a live staple that will continued to be played until we prove that our version is better. We are also looking for a new guitarist. I have a few in mind and I am currently checking out my friends. Hopefully, one will be available.
On another note, Both mine and Alex's birthdays are coming up! Alex's is tomorrow! GO ALEX! And mine in on Saturday! GO ME! We are looking forward to these days, as we continue to mature and make better music. Take It Easy!