Message From Alex ~ November 19, 2001
So it's been kind of interesting lately. Like chocolate frozen yogurt coming out of my butt. Then, when I'm done, I just don't feel complete. Kind of empty, like there was supposed to be more. But it's okay. Poop might be growing on Joseph. Unfortunately, not literally. Things are coming along well. Still, I think we should do a dual vocals thing like Blink, and I think Joseph might wanna hog the spotlight. Oh well.
Message From Joseph ~ November 19, 2001
Hey Droids. Survivor Series was yesterday, a great PPV main event. I don't know about the rest of the show, but I hear it was really good. Looking forward to the new Smackdown game for PS2. We are having troubles getting Matt to rehersals, so our work has been halted. Alex and I are working on a Tre Cool song, which doesn't have a title, but is damn good. I'll make sure you keep you all posted. Take It Easy.
Message From Joseph ~ November 17, 2001
Hey droids. The fan pics keep rollin' in! I'm doing my best to post them as they come in, but I still have about 300 that need posting. Yeah, that's a lot. Seems like a lot of the males are in love with Alex...Just for the record, he's only gay when he doesn't have a chick. We're working on some Green Day covers, those are coming along good. The D2 page is going to start growing too, but may stay in the R2 page. It doesn't really matter where it goes, as long as the fans can find it! That's it for now, oh, I'm not boycotting the toilet like Alex mentioned. Take It Easy.
Message From Alex ~ November 13, 2001
Yo, yo. So my poop burned this morning. It was like liquid fire coming out of my ass. But strangely, a half hour later, my butt felt better than ever. No pain, no gain, I guess. Joseph doesn't like poop. He's anti-turd. He might start boycotting my toilet, in fact. Yet, I will persevere and continue spreading the good word of bowel movements. More news as it comes in.
Message From Joseph ~ November 11, 2001
Hey Droids! Just to let everyone know, our friends have released a some new cds. Be sure to check out OZZY OSBOURNE's Down to Earth, ALICE COOPER's Dragontown, and ROB ZOMBIE's The Sinister Urge. All three of them rock! On to the site, I've done a lot of work on it in the past few days. Alex's bio is more or less done. I also added a hidden link...try and find it! I'm gonna do a few more so make sure to check out ALL the blank spots, you never know what you'll find. That's it for now! Take It Easy!
Message From Joseph ~ November 7, 2001
Great news everybody! I have been working really hard on this site and have updated many of the sections. Most of the links are connected to pages now, but I still have a lot of work to do. Not only will R2 be the GREATEST band in the world, but we will have the BEST website EVER! Keep checking back to see the progress. You won't be dissapointed with the new stuff! Take It Easy!
Message From Joseph ~ November 6, 2001
Hey everyone!! I am proud to announce that R2 has a drummer! Duncan has now officially been replaced. Our new drummer is the mighty Matt! The very skilled drummer from the dark city of Seattle has a strong grunge background which will only add to the great sound of R2. Also, Alex and I have discussed our lead guitar situation. I may replace Albert myself, depending on how I feel about it. If that happens, we will be sure to tell you all. Hopefully, this means that R2 will pick up the slack and start to write again. We are working on some covers to break Matt in, and those just kick! R2 is officially back in business! To all those who thought that we were going to dry up, HA! WE SHOWED YOU!! WE ARE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!! A very special thanks to the droids who are still with us. Take It Easy!
P.S. Don't worry about D2! I still am working on that band and it looks very promising! It's a great time to be a droid!!
Message From Alex ~ November 6, 2001
So I took a dump this morning. But it wasn't one of thse craps that came in one big chunk. No, it was a long stream of little turds. Not to say it was diarrhea, oh no. Just a little convoy of tiny pieces of poop. So anyway, we got this rad band. We're still working on perfecting our awesome cover of that Drowning Pool song. It's gonna be great. And then our hardcore version of Bon Jovi's "It's My Life." And get ready for Metallica's Whiplash, but with a whole new sound, cuz I'm doing vocals. So it'll sound like Tom from Blink being attacked by a badger. Good times. See ya.
Message from Joseph ~ November 2, 2001
I just want to give a big hello to all the droids out there. The band still has only two members, what can you expect in a few days of searching? Alex and I are going to find sutable replacements, but until then, I have taken on a solo project, entitled D2. (Hence the name R2:D2)
This will keep my musical mind at ease since R2 has halted it's production. Everyone out there can look forward to some crazy music from D2! Don't expect it to sound anything like R2, if you do you will be dissappointed. Alex has a big part in the writing of music in R2, and D2 is 100% me! I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. We'll have to wait to see what the inner depths of my mind creates. Until then, Take It easy!