monkeys - they scream and cry and don't do anything good
the rain - they fall down and never come back up
ice - they always crack when spring comes
pop-up ads - you just hate them so much
mosquitoes - they buzz around waiting for you to kill them
the Titanic - they both look good till they hit the ice
communism - in THEORY, the team's supposed to play hockey
merri-go-round - Pat Quinn never fails to spin out excuses
George W. Bush - "that suckerpunch in the mouth was for the good of the nation... I, er, just exterminated this dangerous killer-bee on his face."
leaves in the gutter - leafs on ice...leafs in the gutter, what's the difference?
The weapons of mass destruction in Iraq ?they are all a bunch of empty threats.