Jack Ass Award The Jack Ass Award is an annual award presented by the NHL Broadcasters' Association to the NHL coach adjudged to have contributed the most to his team's pathetic losing ways. Winner: Pat Quinn - due to his idiotic decisions and powerful influence, his team was able to lose the important games and lose pathetically in the playoffs. Without him, the Leafs perhaps would never be " the most hated team in the NHL" Queen Nancy Trophy Queen Nancy Trophy is an annual award given to the player who best displays goon-like qualities on and off the ice and has never made a noteworthy humanitarian contribution in his community. Winner: Tie Domi. As a player of "grit and toughness", Tie Domi continually demonstrate his abilities to be part of the circus, despite countless criticism from the media. Why? Because he goes on for his team, he does it for his fans. Maurice Fakehart Trophy Maurice Fakehart Trophy is an annual award given by the NHL Board of Governors to the player who owns the longest scoreless drought. Winners are selected based on regular-season play. Winner: Ric Jackman. Throughout his NHL career, Jackman acored a total of 2 points. On Oct 18, 2003, the Humble Ric Jackman regrettably put an end to his goaless streak of more than 1300 days, dating back to December 31 of 1999, but it was enough to earn him the honourary Maurice Fakehart Trophy Lady Bugg Memorial Trophy Lady Bugg Memorial Trophy is an annual award given to the player adjudged to have exhibited the best type of unsportsmanlike conduct combined with the lowest standard of playing ability. The winner is selected in a poll of the Professional Hockey Writers' Association at the end of the regular season. Winner: Darcy Tucker has continuously displayed roughness toward other players. A notable example came during a game against the Ottawa Senators, when Tucker started a brawl at the Ottawa bench, claiming to have been spit at by Neil. This oustanding talent to aleays get beat up, combined with his non-existent hockey skills, makes him the best condidate for our Lady Bugg Memorial Trophy. Hard Loss Trophy Hard Loss Trophy is an annual award given to the player who leads the League in the least points scored for the most games played at the end of the regular season. Winner: Wade Belak scored 3 goals and 6 assists for a total of 9 points for a WONKING 55 games played. Messna Trophy Messna Trophy is an annual award given to the goalkeeper adjudged to be the worst at this position as voted by the general managers of all NHL clubs. Winner: Ed Belfour. With Cujo gone Belfour was brought in to replace the opening Cujo left behind. Fortunately, Belfour was not able to cover the opening of the net behind him very well, either because he was blinded by the constant red light behind him or he was too fascinated with Domi's Gong show on the ice. Whatever the reason, he proved to the rest of the league that he is highly skilled at letting goals in and that is why he has been named the winner of the Messna Trophy. and the CRABBY award goes to... all of the blueliners on the Leafs, the best defensemen in the world...when it comes to putting up an innocent face - who? me? what did i do? Can't blame them. The holding, grabbing, and hooking is the core of their game plan, if they didn't have the acting skills, they would sit in the penalty box for the whole game. And it wouldn't hurt to draw some penalties themselves - just fall flat down when a stick comes close and hold face and kick violently in pain. Who needs hockey skills when you've got such a talent for acting.