1. you spend more time defending the Leafs than cheering them on
2. You find yourself getting more and more depressed as the season goes on
3. the words "refs" and "unfair" comes out of your mouth more often than the word "the"
4. Owen Nolan is now "da man" because Mats Sundin has gone downhill
5. You can not stop yourself from being loud and annoying
6. You think that CBC is not just another one of the Leafs?brainwashing partners
7. you think Don Cherry is a legitimate hockey analyst
8. you tend to embarrass yourself at hockey games
9. You go on other teams?fan forums just to bash that team
10. You go to sens games when just to boo Alfredsson
11. When you look at the photo below, you sincerely think that Belfour is going to stop the puck