Okay, if you're not a DA-er, you won't get this. Maybe you will. Who knows.

Ah, yes, you know what I mean. Mr. Sayaman's seemingly obvious statements. [Could he be Sergeant Obvious?!?!?!?! dun dun dun..] And the way he says them, he sounds so sure of himself. *insert obvious statement here then proceeds to nod affirmatively* 

• "A line is an indefinite straight line."
• "In order to pass the Regents, you must be able to... Read."
• "In the equation y=x, y is ALWAYS equal to x."
• "I didn't assign it because.. I crossed it out."
• "In a circle, symmetry is everywhere!"
• "If you keep scrolling.. You keep going."
• "It's not drawn to scale, but.. It's like drawn to scale."
• "The Regents- they're out there to get you..."
• "It's A because.. Well, it's like that."
• "A + C < B +D is called the addition axiom because... you added."
• Phone [on intercom]: Ms. Rende?
  Mr. S: NO. [Funnier if you were there]
• "16 + 48 = 80."
• They know it because they're more senior than you."
• "I was not really paying attention.. Sorry."
• "Oh, I thought she was beating you."
• "Oh those [referring to big ass Rayban glasses Deirdre was wearing] are prescription? Can you see well?"
• "WHAT AM I DOING?!"

This isn't classified as a statement of wisdom, but dammit, it's funny-

"For homework, please TINKER with your worksheets."

*DIES OF LAUGHTER*

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