Where would we be without Captain Obvious? Who would be the wise ass that states the obvious? 

*IBS: Innocent Bystander
CO: Captain Obvious

IBS: What are you eating?
CO: *takes a bite* Food.

IBS: Where are you going?
CO: *as she heads out the door* Out.

IBS: What are you wearing tomorrow?
CO: Clothes.

CO: The sky is blue. The grass is green.
IBS: Thanks, Captain.

IBS: Where is she?
CO: *surveys the area only to find no one* Not here.

IBS: Why are we moving so slowly?
CO: Because we're not moving quickly.

IBS: Did you lose it again?
CO: No... I misplaced the item.

More soon. Promise.

BTW- I'M Captain Obvious if you're lost..

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