I assume you all know Twas The Night Before Christmas, so here is a little parody... Yes, folks, it's Christmas.. DA style.

A DA Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the floors
Not a thing was a moving, not even the doors
The puellas [means girls in Latin] were quiet in rooms all around
Hoping that Sister Mister would not hear a sound
They gathered near walls, which in velvet were draped
As all kept praying they would not get raped
She in her skirt and I in my pants
Were starting to sing some Jesus Christ chants
When all of a sudden arose such a noise
And all sprung right up in hopes there were boys
To the front door we ran like a flock
Ran down the stairs and unhitched the lock
The streetlights above on ***** [blocked out for privacy reasons] & Park
Gave us a glance of the figure in the dark
When low and behold, our eyes saw such a sight;
A man with long hair and dressed all in white
We glanced at this man and all would agree
That the man we were seeing must be JC
With him there were a group of more men
My goodness, my golly, there were at least ten!
"C'mon Moses, go Joseph! Let's go now, Saul!
On Peter, On Adam, sorry man, I meant Paul!"
Through the doors of DA, up the red stairs
Keep moving, keep going, just push down the chairs!"
As they passed by, they waved and said hi
Said don’t worry, you’re not gonna die
So up the red stairs they ran like a flash
With a bag full of goodies, oh my, what a stash!
As we heard them upstairs move around and about
We began to wonder if we’d been really devout
As I looked in the distance at something ahead
A big giant Bible came crashing on my head
It was all shiny and pretty; was this from God?
Hmm, this is strange, this seems a bit odd
I opened the book and to my dismay
I saw a sight that I do not see everyday
A picture of Jesus singing and dancing
His feet were a-moving and boy were they prancing!
Then I saw Judas who seemed a bit surly
Next I saw Herod who was a little too girly
Wow, this is crazy and beyond bizarre
Wait just a minute- It's Jesus Christ Superstar!
Jesus had seen me and said with a smile,
"I came from far away, yes many a mile,
You've been good all year and very behaved
So here's a signed copy 'cause I know it's your fave."
Soon he was joined by the rest of his crew
Then I wondered what they were going to do
They pulled something pretty from their oversized stash
What in God's name could it be, perhaps cash?
Whatever it was, it'd be above par
And yes, yes it was- more copies of JC Superstar!
"You're too old for candy and too Christian for boys,
Go watch it, take care, have fun and enjoy!"
They left in a jiffy and into the sky they flew
While shouting a merry "GOD LOVES YOU!"

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